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Message: <blockquote data-quote="FalcWP" data-source="post: 4040812" data-attributes="member: 16858">In a storeroom under a tavern, the flammability of alcohol was brought up, followed by:Fighter:  I have a great idea!GM:  Really?  Make a Wisdom check.There was also a recent discussion with one of my friends... we've been talking about putting a new game together, with me DMing, but haven't actually picked a setting.  Thankfully, this was all over IMs, so I got to keep a copy of it...Pat:  Entertain me!Tom: where's my new campaign?  you won't be entertained until thenPat: Fine, make a character.Tom: What setting?Pat: ... you know, it'd be funny to just let you make whatever... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue    :P"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />Tom: I'm a Shifter Jedi pledged to the Federation of Allied Planets!Tom: oh and gandalf is my man slavePat: Well, at least it'd be better than a chaotic good Drow ranger.Tom: Did I mention that I'm a good jedi with deep yerning pain that will soon lead me to the darkside?Tom: yearning*Pat: Noooooooooooooo!Tom: And I'm also the youngest in a family of jedis... the littlest jedi you could say.... but I won't let that get me down... I think I can I think I can Pat: You done? <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue    :P"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />Tom: Not quite.  I'm creating. Don't rush meTom: And... and there's a beautiful daughter of the evil Romulan Sith Lord that I'm madly in love with... that will be the driving force of my redemption from the dark-side that will eventually lead me to killing her father!Tom: But she will think that he has killed me... because his previously unknown apprentice tells her that I am dead and she commits suicide.... and then in a massive fight near her newly poisoned corpse the apprentice and I fight!Tom: But we are so powerful we fight to a stand still... and our force essences unite creating Super Jedi Shifter! And I have a power level of over 10000!Pat: Ok.  You realize its a Space Opera, and not a Soap Opera?Tom: I'm NOT DONE YET!Tom: And then an evil race of technology haters appear from another galaxy and I can't sense them in the force and I die Tom: Now you can criticize you angry angry manPat: Hey, you die in the end, what could I possibly criticize? <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue    :P"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" />Pat: I mean... that was your backstory.  And you died.  Before the campaign started.</blockquote>

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