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<blockquote data-quote="Donovan Morningfire" data-source="post: 4041470" data-attributes="member: 39532"><p>LMAO</p><p></p><p>A few from games long past...</p><p></p><p>"Billy, why'd you have to go an' be a hero?"</p><p>- Ol' Scabby, Mad Scientist/Prospector in Deadlands, lamenting the death of his younger brother. Much more hilarity ensued, with the player earning a one-use legend chip for his antics.</p><p></p><p>"I want to be like Mike."</p><p>- Kenny, a farmhand-turned-Blessed, again from Deadlands, after seeing my Chinese martial artist (whom everyone called Mike; don't recall his real name) use his fu-powers to springboard up a canyon and plow through a posse of bandits in two actions.</p><p></p><p>"Oh my god, they can't kill Kenny!"</p><p>"Those bastards!"</p><p>- In reference to Kenny from the above, who proved nigh-impossible to kill... which was a drastic change considering the player's previous characters had a life span of 1.5 sessions. Kenny was created on the 5th session... and lived to the end of the campaign almost a year later.</p><p></p><p>"Now those there are some good quality boots."</p><p>- Ol' Scabby, after witnessing the tinhorn mad scientist PC go ka-boom when a bullet struck the fuel tank of his flamethrower; all that was left were his boots.</p><p></p><p>"Me, I prefer the time-honored practice of cha-chink bang."</p><p>- Texas Ranger Jake Weston in reference to his preference for shotguns.</p><p></p><p>"Fatality!"</p><p>"Flawless victory."</p><p>- OOC comments after Mike the fu-fighter KO'd the head cultist's bodyguard after scoring an insane damage roll and not taking any damage from the guy during the brawl.</p><p></p><p>"If the Jedi says he has a bad feeling about this, I'm parking my astromech in his ass."</p><p>- Brash Pilot in a one-shot Star Wars d6 game, just as the Jedi player was opening his mouth.</p><p></p><p>"Okay, we're about to do something really stupid."</p><p>"It's what I've come to expect from you guys."</p><p>- Player and GM in a Star Wars SECR one-shot game.</p><p></p><p>*said in awe* "He's the Wookiee equivalent of Chuck Norris..."</p><p>- Player after the groupo watched a raging Wookiee soldier in a Star Wars campaign mow down an entire squad of elite stormtroopers thanks to Mighty Swing and Great Clave.</p><p></p><p>"Since when did the drow hooker know how to cast Summon Beatstick?"</p><p>- Gnome conjurer in a D&D 3.5e game, said after my greatsword-wielding Human Warblade super-leaped and blitzed a pair of hobgoblins that were flanking the female Drow Rogue.</p><p></p><p>"Don't worry, it'll fit."</p><p>- Human gambler/smuggler about whether he could manuever his light freighter through a series of trenches. It didn't.</p><p></p><p>"You're a psychotic, blaster-wielding mass-murderer with no redeeming virtues!"</p><p>"Not true... I have a wonderful hat collection."</p><p>- Human Noble and Rodian Soldier, who accrued the hats of defeated enemies.</p><p></p><p>"I don't think they like us."</p><p>- Duros tech specialist after getting nearly killed in the surprise round by a stormtrooper squad (yes, the stormtroopers actually got a surprise round on the PCs).</p><p></p><p>"That's okay, I don't like them either."</p><p>- Human merc in the same game, just before opening fire with his light repeating blaster.</p><p></p><p>"I dunno... Competive Wookiee Shaving could be the next big sporting event..."</p><p>- Human gambler/smuggler commenting on the status of his Wookiee co-pilot after the Wookiee tried to go melee with a lightsaber-wielding Dark Jedi.</p><p></p><p>"So, is she hot?"</p><p>"Dude, she's my character's mother!"</p><p>"Like I really care about that?"</p><p>"Aren't your characters cousins?"</p><p>"Oh."</p><p>"Guess it really is Southern Style Martial Arts."</p><p>- Short-lived BESM game, exchange between various players.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Donovan Morningfire, post: 4041470, member: 39532"] LMAO A few from games long past... "Billy, why'd you have to go an' be a hero?" - Ol' Scabby, Mad Scientist/Prospector in Deadlands, lamenting the death of his younger brother. Much more hilarity ensued, with the player earning a one-use legend chip for his antics. "I want to be like Mike." - Kenny, a farmhand-turned-Blessed, again from Deadlands, after seeing my Chinese martial artist (whom everyone called Mike; don't recall his real name) use his fu-powers to springboard up a canyon and plow through a posse of bandits in two actions. "Oh my god, they can't kill Kenny!" "Those bastards!" - In reference to Kenny from the above, who proved nigh-impossible to kill... which was a drastic change considering the player's previous characters had a life span of 1.5 sessions. Kenny was created on the 5th session... and lived to the end of the campaign almost a year later. "Now those there are some good quality boots." - Ol' Scabby, after witnessing the tinhorn mad scientist PC go ka-boom when a bullet struck the fuel tank of his flamethrower; all that was left were his boots. "Me, I prefer the time-honored practice of cha-chink bang." - Texas Ranger Jake Weston in reference to his preference for shotguns. "Fatality!" "Flawless victory." - OOC comments after Mike the fu-fighter KO'd the head cultist's bodyguard after scoring an insane damage roll and not taking any damage from the guy during the brawl. "If the Jedi says he has a bad feeling about this, I'm parking my astromech in his ass." - Brash Pilot in a one-shot Star Wars d6 game, just as the Jedi player was opening his mouth. "Okay, we're about to do something really stupid." "It's what I've come to expect from you guys." - Player and GM in a Star Wars SECR one-shot game. *said in awe* "He's the Wookiee equivalent of Chuck Norris..." - Player after the groupo watched a raging Wookiee soldier in a Star Wars campaign mow down an entire squad of elite stormtroopers thanks to Mighty Swing and Great Clave. "Since when did the drow hooker know how to cast Summon Beatstick?" - Gnome conjurer in a D&D 3.5e game, said after my greatsword-wielding Human Warblade super-leaped and blitzed a pair of hobgoblins that were flanking the female Drow Rogue. "Don't worry, it'll fit." - Human gambler/smuggler about whether he could manuever his light freighter through a series of trenches. It didn't. "You're a psychotic, blaster-wielding mass-murderer with no redeeming virtues!" "Not true... I have a wonderful hat collection." - Human Noble and Rodian Soldier, who accrued the hats of defeated enemies. "I don't think they like us." - Duros tech specialist after getting nearly killed in the surprise round by a stormtrooper squad (yes, the stormtroopers actually got a surprise round on the PCs). "That's okay, I don't like them either." - Human merc in the same game, just before opening fire with his light repeating blaster. "I dunno... Competive Wookiee Shaving could be the next big sporting event..." - Human gambler/smuggler commenting on the status of his Wookiee co-pilot after the Wookiee tried to go melee with a lightsaber-wielding Dark Jedi. "So, is she hot?" "Dude, she's my character's mother!" "Like I really care about that?" "Aren't your characters cousins?" "Oh." "Guess it really is Southern Style Martial Arts." - Short-lived BESM game, exchange between various players. [/QUOTE]
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