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<blockquote data-quote="Dias Ex Machina" data-source="post: 4051951" data-attributes="member: 58907"><p>SHARRON: “I kick him in the junk!”</p><p>GM: “Its an android…it has no junk.”</p><p>SHARRON: “No junk?”</p><p>GM: “Well…maybe sausage, but no potatoes.”</p><p>BEN: “He’s got prizes…but no cash!”</p><p></p><p>SHARRON: “Did anybody survive Brett’s team?”</p><p>GM: “Yeah, two guys.”</p><p>GREG: “Their names?”</p><p>GM: “Bob…and…um…Billy…”</p><p>GREG: “Redcoats.”</p><p>GM: “Well, Billy’s wife is expecting their second child. They are both good friends really. They have a fishing trip planned to Alberta next week. Its Bob’s birthday and it somewhat of a tradition. They are both married and hang out often. Bob is also retiring in three days. Billy has organized a retirement party they are going to throw the moment they return from this perilous mission. </p><p>GREG: “Yeah, why don’t we just hold them back and see what happens.”</p><p>SHARRON: “Great, they’ll just die of their own accord.”</p><p>GREG: “A gator kills them.”</p><p>SHARRON: “Or one gets scurvy and tries to eat the other.”</p><p>GREG: “And we have to put him down for the betterment of mankind.”</p><p>SHARRON: “Does Scurvey even make someone do that?”</p><p></p><p>SHARRON: “My attack bonus is 11.”</p><p>GREG: “Mine’s 2.”</p><p>SHARRON: “Well, that includes everything though.”</p><p>GREG: “…mine’s 2.”</p><p></p><p>GM: “Okay, the 10 mm Gattling cannon hits you, Ben.”</p><p>BEN: “How much?”</p><p>(GM rolls…)</p><p>GM: “56 points of damage.”</p><p>(Ben holds in shock)</p><p>GM: “Just throw that character out…then make another character and throw that one out two.”</p><p>GREG: “The damage kills you and your next character.”</p><p></p><p>BEN: “My Raicannon’s name is Lucille.”</p><p>SHARRON: ”Isn’t your pistol Lucille?”</p><p>BEN: “Yeah…”</p><p>SHARRON: “You named your Railcannon after your other gun?”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dias Ex Machina, post: 4051951, member: 58907"] SHARRON: “I kick him in the junk!” GM: “Its an android…it has no junk.” SHARRON: “No junk?” GM: “Well…maybe sausage, but no potatoes.” BEN: “He’s got prizes…but no cash!” SHARRON: “Did anybody survive Brett’s team?” GM: “Yeah, two guys.” GREG: “Their names?” GM: “Bob…and…um…Billy…” GREG: “Redcoats.” GM: “Well, Billy’s wife is expecting their second child. They are both good friends really. They have a fishing trip planned to Alberta next week. Its Bob’s birthday and it somewhat of a tradition. They are both married and hang out often. Bob is also retiring in three days. Billy has organized a retirement party they are going to throw the moment they return from this perilous mission. GREG: “Yeah, why don’t we just hold them back and see what happens.” SHARRON: “Great, they’ll just die of their own accord.” GREG: “A gator kills them.” SHARRON: “Or one gets scurvy and tries to eat the other.” GREG: “And we have to put him down for the betterment of mankind.” SHARRON: “Does Scurvey even make someone do that?” SHARRON: “My attack bonus is 11.” GREG: “Mine’s 2.” SHARRON: “Well, that includes everything though.” GREG: “…mine’s 2.” GM: “Okay, the 10 mm Gattling cannon hits you, Ben.” BEN: “How much?” (GM rolls…) GM: “56 points of damage.” (Ben holds in shock) GM: “Just throw that character out…then make another character and throw that one out two.” GREG: “The damage kills you and your next character.” BEN: “My Raicannon’s name is Lucille.” SHARRON: ”Isn’t your pistol Lucille?” BEN: “Yeah…” SHARRON: “You named your Railcannon after your other gun?” [/QUOTE]
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