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<blockquote data-quote="Dias Ex Machina" data-source="post: 4058963" data-attributes="member: 58907"><p>GM: “The doors name has been scratched off. Its been replaced by a single word. PAIN”</p><p>GREG: “Is there a room called HAPPY? Lets find that one.”</p><p>SHARRON: “Maybe its an acronym…Please Access In…Norway?”</p><p></p><p>GREG: “We go in stealthy.”</p><p>GM: “OK…you see the living room and kitchen. Its empty. Two doors lead to bedrooms.” </p><p>BEN: “Whats in the Fridge. Open the fridge…whats in it.”</p><p>GM: “Not much…just a few cans of caviar.”</p><p>GREG: “Oh, I eat them. I tear them open and throw the cans away.”</p><p><Greg mouth gapes in awe></p><p>GM: “…And Greg is stunned silent…”</p><p>GREG: “My God…why did we hire you?!”</p><p>BEN: “Hey, I have an Int 10.”</p><p>GREG: “Int 10 doesn’t mean stupid!”</p><p>BEN: “They’re obviously not here.”:</p><p>GREG: “WE CHECKED TWO ROOMS!”</p><p>BEN: “And I checked the Fridge.”</p><p>SHARRON: “Fridge clear, Ben?”</p><p></p><p>GREG: “We’ll need cops to guard the exits.”</p><p>BEN: “Yeah…get some cannon fodder.”</p><p>SHARRON: “We’ll get experience for the when they die, right?”</p><p>GM: “You don’t get experience for sending others to there deaths.”</p><p>SHARRON: “HORSE$%&!!”</p><p></p><p>SCHUYLER: “I want Orange Juice…”</p><p>GM: “Oh…Thanks…for a second I thought you said horsejuice…”</p><p></p><p>GM: “He just knocked him out”</p><p>SCHUYLER: “Who was that?”</p><p>GM: “Phillip.”</p><p>SCHUYLER: “What’s this place called?”</p><p>GM: “Phillip’s”</p><p>SCHUYLER: “Ooops”</p><p></p><p>CONAN: “Who was he?”</p><p>CAM: “He played that pirate in Pirates of the Carribean.”</p><p>CONAN (sarcastic and deadpan): “That’s amazing…”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dias Ex Machina, post: 4058963, member: 58907"] GM: “The doors name has been scratched off. Its been replaced by a single word. PAIN” GREG: “Is there a room called HAPPY? Lets find that one.” SHARRON: “Maybe its an acronym…Please Access In…Norway?” GREG: “We go in stealthy.” GM: “OK…you see the living room and kitchen. Its empty. Two doors lead to bedrooms.” BEN: “Whats in the Fridge. Open the fridge…whats in it.” GM: “Not much…just a few cans of caviar.” GREG: “Oh, I eat them. I tear them open and throw the cans away.” <Greg mouth gapes in awe> GM: “…And Greg is stunned silent…” GREG: “My God…why did we hire you?!” BEN: “Hey, I have an Int 10.” GREG: “Int 10 doesn’t mean stupid!” BEN: “They’re obviously not here.”: GREG: “WE CHECKED TWO ROOMS!” BEN: “And I checked the Fridge.” SHARRON: “Fridge clear, Ben?” GREG: “We’ll need cops to guard the exits.” BEN: “Yeah…get some cannon fodder.” SHARRON: “We’ll get experience for the when they die, right?” GM: “You don’t get experience for sending others to there deaths.” SHARRON: “HORSE$%&!!” SCHUYLER: “I want Orange Juice…” GM: “Oh…Thanks…for a second I thought you said horsejuice…” GM: “He just knocked him out” SCHUYLER: “Who was that?” GM: “Phillip.” SCHUYLER: “What’s this place called?” GM: “Phillip’s” SCHUYLER: “Ooops” CONAN: “Who was he?” CAM: “He played that pirate in Pirates of the Carribean.” CONAN (sarcastic and deadpan): “That’s amazing…” [/QUOTE]
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