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<blockquote data-quote="Rel" data-source="post: 1304522" data-attributes="member: 99"><p>I've had a few performances that I'm proud of but one of the best was just a couple sessions ago. The party accidentally wound up in Hell and was being pursued by a large pack of devils that they knew they couldn't defeat. They're trying to find a hiding place to hole up while they figure out how to get out of Hell when they encounter an invisible Erinyes named Jalena. Jalena offers to hide them from the other devils if one of the party members will just give her a simple kiss.</p><p></p><p>They KNOW this is a bad idea. They KNOW that it is probably going to have terrible reprocussions. They're right on the verge of deciding to make an almost certainly suicidal last stand against the horde of devils. Then the party Rogue asks for the Jalena to show herself. She appears and I describe her as "the unholy union of Lucy Liu and Monica Bellucci". The Rogue says, "I'll kiss her."</p><p></p><p>If that's where the story ended, I wouldn't be telling it.</p><p></p><p>He manages to make his saving throw against her Charm Person effect but she keeps up her end of the bargain and invites them all into her lair to hide from the devil horde. They discover that it mostly consists of a single large room filled with bed. Over the course of the next half hour or so I engaged in a very sexy conversation with the player of the Rogue as I roleplayed Jalena trying to seduce him with promises of lots of information and blistering skill in the sack.</p><p></p><p>Let me make it clear to those of you who have never met me that I am male and I don't look one damn thing like Lucy Liu or Monica Bellucci. And the player in question is also male and VERY heterosexual. But on the basis of good roleplaying alone, I talked the player into "becoming more intimate with her", whereupon he fails his Will save the second time around and finds himself signing a rather unfavorable contract. And the player wasn't the least bit upset about it. He knew what he was, um, "getting into" and basically said, "The way you described her and portrayed her, I just couldn't pass it up." Instead of being upset, he bragged that the "useless" Endurance feat he had to pick up to qualify for the Royal Explorer prestige class had finally paid off. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p></p><p>I gave myself a little pat on the back for that one.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rel, post: 1304522, member: 99"] I've had a few performances that I'm proud of but one of the best was just a couple sessions ago. The party accidentally wound up in Hell and was being pursued by a large pack of devils that they knew they couldn't defeat. They're trying to find a hiding place to hole up while they figure out how to get out of Hell when they encounter an invisible Erinyes named Jalena. Jalena offers to hide them from the other devils if one of the party members will just give her a simple kiss. They KNOW this is a bad idea. They KNOW that it is probably going to have terrible reprocussions. They're right on the verge of deciding to make an almost certainly suicidal last stand against the horde of devils. Then the party Rogue asks for the Jalena to show herself. She appears and I describe her as "the unholy union of Lucy Liu and Monica Bellucci". The Rogue says, "I'll kiss her." If that's where the story ended, I wouldn't be telling it. He manages to make his saving throw against her Charm Person effect but she keeps up her end of the bargain and invites them all into her lair to hide from the devil horde. They discover that it mostly consists of a single large room filled with bed. Over the course of the next half hour or so I engaged in a very sexy conversation with the player of the Rogue as I roleplayed Jalena trying to seduce him with promises of lots of information and blistering skill in the sack. Let me make it clear to those of you who have never met me that I am male and I don't look one damn thing like Lucy Liu or Monica Bellucci. And the player in question is also male and VERY heterosexual. But on the basis of good roleplaying alone, I talked the player into "becoming more intimate with her", whereupon he fails his Will save the second time around and finds himself signing a rather unfavorable contract. And the player wasn't the least bit upset about it. He knew what he was, um, "getting into" and basically said, "The way you described her and portrayed her, I just couldn't pass it up." Instead of being upset, he bragged that the "useless" Endurance feat he had to pick up to qualify for the Royal Explorer prestige class had finally paid off. :D I gave myself a little pat on the back for that one. [/QUOTE]
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