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Message: <blockquote data-quote="cfbrunner" data-source="post: 1441221" data-attributes="member: 3422">Ahh...so now we get to talk about silly players? Great!One of the classics...A elf wizard/rogue (somewhere around 2/2) fails a move silently check and manages to get caught by some guards. They put him in a pen with a group of captured villagers. The pen is about 50 by 50, open to the sky, and patrolled by four guards with crossbows.The rogue pulls out a potion  of alter self and wants to transform into a gargoyle to fly out of there. Cool idea. Not a problem. Guards probably won't expect it, and I figure he can easily fly away. Drinks the potion, flies up 20 feet and asks.'Can I cast magic missile and make it look like it shoots out of my mouth?'Sure..why not...He roars to get their attention and casts magic missile on one guard for a whopping 4 hps of damage...Followed by four crossbow bolts straight in the chest.And it ended with perhaps one of the greatest player quotes of all time...'I guess the more time I spend writing up my background (it was four pages at the time), the shorter the character lives.'</blockquote>