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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Talgian" data-source="post: 2968326" data-attributes="member: 26407">1. Angus MacGyver[4] loses to Batman[29]2. Cthulhu[28] beats Doomsday (Superman Villain[5]3. The Cheshire Cat[18] defeats Jonah Hex[12]4. Edmund Blackadder[7] falls to The Doctor[25]5. Wonder Woman22 lassoes Jack Bauer[10]6. Jack Burton[26] crushes. Master Chief[6] 7. Sherlock Holmes out-sleuths Maxwell Smart[6] 8. Robin Hood[23] targets Keyser Soze (The Usual Suspects)[10]9. Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding[11] can't match Adrian Monk[22]10. Raistlin Majere[17] casts a spell on Alfred Bester[12]11. Javert (Les Miserables)[16] is too slow for KITT1712. 'Dirty' Harry Callahan is luckier than Dr. Anton Phibes[4] 13. Indiana Jones[32] whips Austin Powers[1]14. Han Solo[27] shoots first at Ozymandias (Watchmen)[5]15. The Wicked Witch of the West[10] melts against The Gray Mouser[20]16. Batgirl (Barbara Gordon) batarangs David Xanatos (Gargoyles)[9]17. Mario[8] is eaten by Hannibal Lecter[24]18. Rufus (Kim Possible) is cartoonier than Spongebob Squarepants[7]19. Harry Potter[16] is eviscerated by Samurai Jack[17]20. Tommy Oliver (Power Rangers)[2] succumbs to Gandalf[31]21. Jin[10] slumbers against Dream (The Sandman)[23]22. Æon Flux[16] outmaneuvers Rick Blaine[13]23. "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero (Pro-Wrestling)[1] is too weak for Odysseus[32]24. Gil Grissom[9] falls to Hal Jordan[23]25. Buffy Summers[29] stakes Rembrandt Brown (Sliders)[4]26. Gollum[23] is more precioussssssss than Andrew "Ender" Wiggin[10]27. Tigger[17] bounces past Sepiroth[14]28. Johnny 5 (Short Circuit)[10] is bested by Gregory House (House)[22]29. The Tick[22] wins for justice. Gul Dakat (Star Trek: DS9)[22]30. James Bond[17] will die another day against The Terminator[16]31. Det. Vic Mackey[6] can't shake Allan Quartermain[26]32. Yoda[28] doesn't even have to try against Solomon Kane (Robert E. Howard)[5]33. Captain Jack Sparrow[16] swaggers up a win against Darth Vader[16]34. Belloq[12] is terminated by T-1000[19]35. King Kong[28] climbs over Rooster Cogburn (True Grit)[3]36. Odo (Star Trek: DS9)[9] warps behind Jean Luc-Picard[23]37. R2-D2[22] shocks Booster Gold (DC Comics)[1038. Mr. Spock[24] out-thinks. Mugen[9]39. Horatio Hornblower[22] outsails Gaston (Beauty & the Beast)[10]40. Doctor Evil[17] has sharks with friggin' lasiers vs. The Bride (Kill Bill)[13]41. Bananaman[3] loses to the wrath Khan[27]42. Conan[26] axes Honor Harrington[5]43. Bender (Futurama)[10] passes out against Lex Luthor[22]44. Zorro[19] slashes HAL 9000[13]45. Ra's al Ghul[20] is better for the environment than Puff the Magic Dragon[11]46. The Joker[27] gags Gamera[5]47. Captain Nemo is no one against Captain James T. Kirk[23]48. Professor Moriarty[18] lays a trap for Godzilla[15]49. Dr. Rodney McKay[8] can't hunt down that willy wabbit Bugs Bunny[23]50. Major Toht[6] is wasted by Madmartigan (Willow)[23]51. Michael Corleone[9] refuses the offer of Elric of Melniboné[20]52. The Raven[16] is speared by John Locke (Lost)[17]53. Samwise Gamgee[23] carries on without Danger Mouse[10]54. Optimus Prime[23] shoots Zatoichi[11]55. Eddard Stark (A Game of Thrones)[5] can't swing at Tarzan[27]56. Snake Plissken[14] can't escape from Dr. Frankenstein[18]57. The Lone Ranger[21] gallops past Gaius Baltar (BSG)[11]58. Minsc (Baldur's Gate)[10] can't find Boo before Inspector Jacques Clouseau [19]59. BA Baracus (A-Team)[18] pities that foo' King Lear[13]60. The Nameless One (Placescape: Torment)[16] torments The Equalizer[13]61. King Arthur[14] is swung past by Spider-man[19]62. Guyver[1] doesn't have enough kryptonite to beat Superman[32]63. John Crichton (Farscape)[12] isn't nerdy enough for Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds[21]64. Dracula[15] can't suck the Force out of Obi-Wan Kenobi[18]Round 2 coming up soon!-Talgian</blockquote>

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