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<blockquote data-quote="Traveon Wyvernspur" data-source="post: 5459394" data-attributes="member: 73201"><p>@<u><a href="http://www.enworld.org/forum/member.php?u=4174" target="_blank">SoulsFury</a></u> great story about the NPC bodyguards turning on their PCs. That's an instant classic. </p><p></p><p>It reminds me of when I was DM'ing a game last year for my brother and 2 other friends. I wanted the party to be rounded out so I included a big dumb NPC dragonborn warrior to follow them around and basically be a meat shield to soak up some hits but I didn't give him any special weapons/armor. They were playing evil characters and my brother decided to buy this elven slave girl to try to get some answers from her about where her people were located and other various tidbits of information that his character wanted. He then turned around and told the dragonborn NPC to "take care of her..." The NPC did just that, right then and there, he pulled out his greatsword and lobbed off her head in the middle of their inn room. My brother's character gets all upset at the NPC and says "Damnit! Get rid of that body and clean up this mess!" So the NPC does exactly that, he picks up the body, opens up the window and tosses it and the head out onto the street! </p><p></p><p>This caused everyone to burst out laughing and from that point forward whenever my brother decided to tell the NPC to do anything, he was VERY specific about his instructions instead of leaving it up to me to decide...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Traveon Wyvernspur, post: 5459394, member: 73201"] @[U][URL="http://www.enworld.org/forum/member.php?u=4174"]SoulsFury[/URL][/U] great story about the NPC bodyguards turning on their PCs. That's an instant classic. It reminds me of when I was DM'ing a game last year for my brother and 2 other friends. I wanted the party to be rounded out so I included a big dumb NPC dragonborn warrior to follow them around and basically be a meat shield to soak up some hits but I didn't give him any special weapons/armor. They were playing evil characters and my brother decided to buy this elven slave girl to try to get some answers from her about where her people were located and other various tidbits of information that his character wanted. He then turned around and told the dragonborn NPC to "take care of her..." The NPC did just that, right then and there, he pulled out his greatsword and lobbed off her head in the middle of their inn room. My brother's character gets all upset at the NPC and says "Damnit! Get rid of that body and clean up this mess!" So the NPC does exactly that, he picks up the body, opens up the window and tosses it and the head out onto the street! This caused everyone to burst out laughing and from that point forward whenever my brother decided to tell the NPC to do anything, he was VERY specific about his instructions instead of leaving it up to me to decide... [/QUOTE]
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