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Message: <blockquote data-quote="s/LaSH" data-source="post: 986400" data-attributes="member: 6929">Disgusting Sword, son of Sick Sword, heroine of Intercontinental Union of Disgusting Characters, an old novella-length humour piece about the broken parts of AD&D. Probably pre-second edition.IUDC featured epic-level characters weighed down with artifacts gaining bucketloads of XP by killing centaurs and taking their million-gp gems (acquired by 'random roll' and worth XP in those days). A sample prep for combat involves thoughts like 'Well, she could do 316 points of damage in a single blow... hm, that's more than my max hit points'. Characters jump in and out of Spheres of Anihilation for the perks. It's insane, and a paladin (Peter Perfect) is the number-two bad guy after the evil half-elf Omnion (who has levels in just about everything).The sequel, Sick Kids, involves the next generation who are just ridiculously powerful, even in comparison to the ubermunchkins of the previous story. These are people who, by their tenth birthday, can scare Odin and run miles in a round thanks to artefact powers. Disgusting Sword was Sick Sword's third child (he had two elder sisters), and was corrupted before birth by Peter Perfect. His individual classes have levels in the seventies, and he's multiclassed up the wazoo.Did I mention the main hero (and Disgusting Sword's father) is a level 12 paladin?Good readin', even if I have no idea where to find it online... anybody else know?</blockquote>

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