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Message: <blockquote data-quote="The Grumpy Celt" data-source="post: 2121352" data-attributes="member: 1019">This is a gross, horrible story bound to offend Eric's grandmother and many others. So naturally I'm going to post it here.Once upon a time......there was a guy running a 3,000 year old elf. The elf ran into the Deck of Many Things. While going through the deck, the elf ecountered the card that steals all of your possessions. The player was unhappy over having lost all of the elfs possessions.Then the elf ran into the card granting a wish.So he had the elf wish (and I quote) "I wish for all of my sh•t back..."All the other players had their characters run hard and far away.The elf died under a rain of 3,000 years of cumulative bowel movements.The end.</blockquote>