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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Bob Mackenzie" data-source="post: 484085" data-attributes="member: 8799">The Anti Toilet Training Association Warning what follows is in very poor taste... Gruswald, a sourcerer of note, was disgusted with the military orientation of most magic items. So, he invented a majical bath that was always full and always hot. This was greeted with rapture by the nobility and sold by the hundred. Gruswald became richFor his next project  he made a toilet. He always felt that crapping in a bucket and then throwing it in the street (even from the top of a sourcerer's tower) was a bit unhigenic. So he took the essence of a toad and magiced it in to a toilet that you sat on and it ate your waste. Deluxe versions even had tongue to lick you clean. The toilet was a great sucess and sales mounted in to thounsands."On the day the 1000th crapper is made so shall great pain come to the Earth" is not the sort of prophesy that gets too much notice,. Indeed most schollars thought it a poor joke by some 3rd rate apprentice wizard. Unfortunately not. On the day the 1000th toilet was made the Great Demon Krushgar was unleashed upon the earth. Krushgar had exactly the sort of sense of humour you'd expect of a demon. He found the magic toilets and changed them. They grew teeth and they grew legs, they also grew a taste for human flesh. When the unwary sat down they were devoured genitalia firstThe toilets of Krushgar can be found lurking innocently in outhouses waiting for the unwary to sit down, or they may be found in the wilderness hunting in packs. In either case they are very dangerous opponentsSo dangerous the Paladin Fairisle set up a school that teaches combat against the bestial bog the Anti-Toilet Training Association!CheersBobNext UpThe Council of Sluts</blockquote>

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