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<blockquote data-quote="Michael Morris" data-source="post: 2034758" data-attributes="member: 87"><p>I'm feeling goofy tonight.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">To the tune of "Gangsta Paradise"</span></p><p></p><p><em>As I walk through the valley where the goblins are slain</em></p><p><em>I take a look at my ax and realize it's very plain</em></p><p><em>But that's perfect for dwarven fighters like me</em></p><p><em>You know I shun fancy things like a flameberge +3</em></p><p><em>At 4:30 in the morning I'm cracking skulls</em></p><p><em>Timmy fires up his wand to burn up the trolls - fool</em></p><p><em>And I've been hack'n and slash'n so long that</em></p><p><em>Even the warmage thinks that my mind is gone</em></p><p><em>I got a lawful alignment - I'm into discipline</em></p><p><em>A heavy axe in one hand and a beard on my chin</em></p><p><em>So why don't go take their left flank</em></p><p><em>And I'll take their right</em></p><p><em>And we'll commence to chopping like it's 1399</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I been spendin most my life</em></p><p><em>Livin in hack and slash paradise</em></p><p><em>I've killed ogres once or twice</em></p><p><em>Livin in hack and slash paradise</em></p><p><em>And those damn rust monsters bite</em></p><p><em>Livin in hack and slash paradise</em></p><p><em>And I kill all day and night</em></p><p><em>Livin in hack and slash paradise...</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>A kobold tried to kick me in the butt last week</em></p><p><em>I just smiled and turned him into hamburger meat</em></p><p><em>I didn't really mind in fact I found it swell</em></p><p><em>It took an hour to send his eighty bros off to hell</em></p><p><em>Now I have never spared a orc even if he deserved it</em></p><p><em>A good aligned porker? You know that's unheard of</em></p><p><em>I wear plate armor and I gotta cool axe</em></p><p><em>And my homies agree I really look good in matte - fool.</em></p><p><em>If you come to visit you'll succum to tears</em></p><p><em>Cause none of us has had a bath in the last thirty years.</em></p><p><em>But we ain't really mean, so please don't gawk and stare</em></p><p><em>We're just socialogically impared</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>There's no guns, no bombs, no hand grenades</em></p><p><em>Just blades as you can see</em></p><p><em>Like Conan the Barbarian</em></p><p><em>It's slashing festivity</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>We been spending most our lives livin in Hack n slash paradise</em></p><p><em>We chop heads at discount prices livin in Hack n slash paradise</em></p><p><em>And don't fear we do not bite livin in Hack n slash paradise</em></p><p><em>But watch out for troglodytes livin in hack n slash paradise</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Hacking up the goblins, chopping up the bugbears,</em></p><p><em>Killed a giant Monday, soon topple another</em></p><p><em>think you're high level</em></p><p><em>think your spells are sweet?</em></p><p><em>Well to my ax your just another slab of meat</em></p><p><em>I'm the crazy dwarf all the dwarflings wanna be like</em></p><p><em>Chop'n hands, knees, and feets scoring XP left and right</em></p><p><em>so don't be vain, and don't be whiney,</em></p><p><em>or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>We've been spending most our lives living in Hack & Slash Paradise</em></p><p><em>We're all dwarves for hire right, livin in Hack & Slash Paradise</em></p><p><em>We chug beer and start bar fights livin in Hack & Slash Paradise</em></p><p><em>And it really is the life livin in Hack & Slash Paradise...</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah</em></p><p><em>ah-ah</em></p><p><em>ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,</em></p><p><em>SPLAT!!!!</em></p><p><em></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Michael Morris, post: 2034758, member: 87"] I'm feeling goofy tonight. [size=4]To the tune of "Gangsta Paradise"[/size] [i]As I walk through the valley where the goblins are slain I take a look at my ax and realize it's very plain But that's perfect for dwarven fighters like me You know I shun fancy things like a flameberge +3 At 4:30 in the morning I'm cracking skulls Timmy fires up his wand to burn up the trolls - fool And I've been hack'n and slash'n so long that Even the warmage thinks that my mind is gone I got a lawful alignment - I'm into discipline A heavy axe in one hand and a beard on my chin So why don't go take their left flank And I'll take their right And we'll commence to chopping like it's 1399 I been spendin most my life Livin in hack and slash paradise I've killed ogres once or twice Livin in hack and slash paradise And those damn rust monsters bite Livin in hack and slash paradise And I kill all day and night Livin in hack and slash paradise... A kobold tried to kick me in the butt last week I just smiled and turned him into hamburger meat I didn't really mind in fact I found it swell It took an hour to send his eighty bros off to hell Now I have never spared a orc even if he deserved it A good aligned porker? You know that's unheard of I wear plate armor and I gotta cool axe And my homies agree I really look good in matte - fool. If you come to visit you'll succum to tears Cause none of us has had a bath in the last thirty years. But we ain't really mean, so please don't gawk and stare We're just socialogically impared There's no guns, no bombs, no hand grenades Just blades as you can see Like Conan the Barbarian It's slashing festivity We been spending most our lives livin in Hack n slash paradise We chop heads at discount prices livin in Hack n slash paradise And don't fear we do not bite livin in Hack n slash paradise But watch out for troglodytes livin in hack n slash paradise Hacking up the goblins, chopping up the bugbears, Killed a giant Monday, soon topple another think you're high level think your spells are sweet? Well to my ax your just another slab of meat I'm the crazy dwarf all the dwarflings wanna be like Chop'n hands, knees, and feets scoring XP left and right so don't be vain, and don't be whiney, or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney. We've been spending most our lives living in Hack & Slash Paradise We're all dwarves for hire right, livin in Hack & Slash Paradise We chug beer and start bar fights livin in Hack & Slash Paradise And it really is the life livin in Hack & Slash Paradise... Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, SPLAT!!!! [/i] [/QUOTE]
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