Haikus about my cat...

[Angel Tarragon]

Here is one:

crazy cat run
jumps over sofa
naps on chair

 

[Angel Tarragon]

and another...

fruity, my fruity
I love you a lot and
together we be

 

[hafrogman]

I highly recommend

http://www.amazon.com/Catku-What-Sound-One-Napping/dp/0740741691

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I highly recommend

http://www.amazon.com/Catku-What-Sound-One-Napping/dp/0740741691

Its cheap, so thats a plus. I'll put it on my list.

Thanks for the heads up.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

What, no one wnats to comment on my haikus?

 

[TarionzCousin]

I think that you should hide them behind s-blocks so your players don't gain supernatural insight into the inner workings of your brain and thereby derail all of your plots and plans before the campaign even gets started!

Generally, haikus are written with five syllables in the first and third line, and seven in the middle.

But I applaud your poetic sense of adventure, er, your sense of poetic adventure. I demand more cat haikus.

 

[Tewligan]

Sorry to tell you
If it ain't five-seven-five
I just can't comment

 

[Mycanid]

Here is an funny article on cat haiku in general.

http://search.japantimes.co.jp/member/member.html?fl20051217cz.htm

 

[Demmero]

Litterbox of mine!
Scratch, scratch, dig, dig, scratch, scratch, dig!
Will reach China soon!

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Boy Cat like Girl Cat
Vet Slice through Scrotum of Boy Cat
Boy Cat Hate Girl Cat

A tribute to Bob Barker Land.

Where the Price is Always Right & the Animals are Always Sterilized.