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Message: <blockquote data-quote="YourSwordIsMine" data-source="post: 6353670" data-attributes="member: 19381">The Ecology of the Lightfoot HalflingThe Lightfoot Halfling is not actually related to the standard Halfling genus, but is in fact a symbiotic organism. Upon reaching maturity the Lightfoot Halfling will seek out the anus of a Medium or larger sized host creature, whereupon it will spend the rest of its natural life cycle; only coming out to feed or to mate. To increase their survival, the Lightfoot Halfling is most likely to choose the most healthy of Hosts usually Fighters or other front line combat professions. If needed, a Lightfoot Halfling will sometimes choose weaker hosts such as Wizards or ranged Classes as temporary shelters if they are caught outside their main host, either due to expediency or death of said host. This is usually only a short term arrangement until a more suitable host can be found.The Lightfoot Halfling is a psychic feeder, drawing sustenance from the confusion and psychic trauma caused within the enemies of the Host Organism, when they realize that the Halfling that just attacked actually came out of the anus of the person it was fighting. While it might look like the Lightfoot Halfling is attacking with a weapon, it is part of the illusion created when the Halfling is feeding. The Illusory attack creates a psychic link with its victim; after it has made its “attack” the Lightfoot Halfling returns to the comfort of the Hosts anus, thus causing even more trauma which is absorbed through the psychic link.Gives whole new meaning to Hobbit Hole...</blockquote>

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