Halloween Costume

[Arkyst]

For Halloween I'm going to wear a costume inspired by the cover of Office Space to work. I plan on covering the entire front of my work outfit with sticky notes. If you would like to add something witty to my notes (can't be offensive to an average office Joe) then please post below.

Since I will be trying to gather all the notes quickly, please post in the following format, ('Note:' a single space and then the message). Please try to keep them brief so that they fit. I will post a picture here after Halloween.

Thanks!!!

Note: Watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Note: Dry Cleaning 4 PM

 

[dave_o]

Note: Gravity = -9.8m/s/s
Note: I am the walrus.
Note: Hakuna matata.

Great idea.

 

[ergeheilalt]

Note: d4s are not caltrops
Note: Cats love to fly
Note: Cats love to swim
Note: My mama wears combat boots
Note: Delicious and Nutricious
Note: Set Phasers to Kill
Note: Star Trek - Wed. 8 pm
Note: WWF is fake!
Note: The skye is falling


Hmm, think that's enough for now. Cool idea.

Erge

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Note: Find new friends
Note: Do not eat new friends
Note: Procastina <----Start here tommorrow
Note: Halflings taste like seafood
Note: Remember to Check Note #5
Note: They're coming in too fast!
Note: So...there's two guys in a bar..

 

[ejja_1]

note: PVC bondage gear dry clean only.
note: hot date friday oct 31st her name is ( runs out of space or is smeared..)
note: sausage patties not links
note: This space for rent

 

[BiggusGeekus]

Note: Courtney Solomon must pay for his sins
Note: Inna gadda divida
Note: buy more paper for recycling bin

 

[Oni]

Note: Out of sticky notes.

 

[Arkyst]

Perfect!

 

[Moe Ronalds]

Note: Frankie says RELAX
Note: All your base are belong to us
Note: It's okay, I had Subway for lunch
Note: Have your pets spayed or neutered!
Note: Ian Ian Cthlhu F'tagn!
Note: Hastur Hastur Hast-
Note: The South Shall Rise!
Note: Angry Ticks Expire out of my nipples
Note: My mom can beat up your dad
Note: Never pee on the electric fence

Edit: D'oh! Forgot
Note: All is Coke.

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

Note: Respond to Nigerian Email
Note: Buy PDA
Note: Jack Chick Rules!
Note: Hal - Pants?