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Message: <blockquote data-quote="The Red King" data-source="post: 5885430" data-attributes="member: 6691104">Sarah: What a horrible place this is! It's not fair! Bottom Red Guard: That's right. It's not fair! [All the guards laugh.] Bottom Red Guard: But that's only half of it! Sarah: This was a dead end a minute ago. Bottom Blue Guard: No, that's the dead end behind you! [All the guards laugh, and Sarah sees that they are right.] Sarah: It keeps changing! What am I supposed to do? Bottom Red Guard: The only way out of here is to try one of these doors. Bottom Blue Guard: One of them leads to the castle at the centre of the Labyrinth, and the other one leads to... Top Blue Guard: B-b-b-BOOM! Bottom Blue Guard: Certain death! All Guards: Ooooooooh! Sarah: Which one is which? Bottom Red Guard: Er, we can't tell you. Sarah: Why not? [The bottom guards think and mutter to each other.] Bottom Red Guard: We don't know! Bottom Blue Guard: [looks up at top guards] But they do. Sarah: Oh. Then I'll ask them. Top Red Guard: No. You can't ask us. You can only ask one of us. Top Blue Guard: It's in the rules, and I should warn you that one of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies. That's in the rules too. He always lies. Top Red Guard: I do not! I tell the truth! Top Blue Guard: Oooh, what a lie!</blockquote>