Happy Birfday Algolei the Big 40

[mythusmage]

Apparently it's true what they say, old people need less sleep. I can't sleep 'cause my snoring wakes me up.

Plus I had to go potty, like, 20 times last night.

I suspect the potty trips and the insomnia are of a piece. Coffee is a diuretic, and 5 gallons at bed time makes things even worse.

 

[Darrin Drader]

looks who's 40.

No kidding. And all this time, based on his posts of course, I thought he looked half his age.

Never grow old Algolei. Never grow old.

 

[Ashwyn]

Did I say Happy Birthday yet? I think I did out loud before, did you hear me? Anyway, Happy Birthday!

 

[Algolei]

I'll keep your secret for you, though.

'Preciate it.

Coffee is a diuretic, and 5 gallons at bed time makes things even worse.

What if I spill half of each cup on myself, does it still count? Also, the baked beans and prunes might not have been a good combo...but it was my birthday!

No kidding. And all this time, based on his posts of course, I thought he looked half his age.

That's 'cause I only use half my brain!

Saving the other half for when I'm 65, when I'll really need it--to judge by my relatives at least.

Did I say Happy Birthday yet? I think I did out loud before, did you hear me? Anyway, Happy Birthday!

That was you! I thought it was just one of the higher-pitched voices in my head.

Wait...did you just tell me to eat more cheese, too??

 

[Ashwyn]

That was you! I thought it was just one of the higher-pitched voices in my head.

Wait...did you just tell me to eat more cheese, too??

No, I said you need to get more cheese, you're almost out. And do you have any mayonaise?

 

[mythusmage]

What if I spill half of each cup on myself, does it still count? Also, the baked beans and prunes might not have been a good combo...but it was my birthday!

Explosive diarrhea is not a pretty sight.

 

[Algolei]

Mmm, mayonaise and diarrhea, together again....