ROFLMAO!!! Henry, I'm impressed; that was almost perfect!
Heh. As a matter of fact, whoever helped you there might be better at this slang than I am; thanks to my sheltered youth and voracious appetite for reading, I speak mostly in High German and in a rare few cases, have even been laughed at when I tried to talk like this.
But most of my fellow Viennese do indeed tend to fall somewhere in between these two dialects in their manner of speech.