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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Scott DeWar" data-source="post: 7797179" data-attributes="member: 49929">I saw this on myth-weavers:[spoiler][11:12 PM] TheWhitefire: Anyone ever had a gluten free potato?[11:12 PM] djacob91: I thought that gluten was a wheat thing?[11:12 PM] Chimi: <_<[11:12 PM] Chimi: >_>[11:12 PM] djacob91: So, wouldn't potatos be naturally gluten free?[11:15 PM] Veradux: that's the joke[11:16 PM] djacob91: Ah, so it is some rye humor?[11:17 PM] Chimi: This could be a really bulgur conversation.[11:17 PM] MrAndrewJ <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="☕" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2615.png" title="Hot beverage    :coffee:" data-shortname=":coffee:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🇯" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f1ef.png" title="emoji.regional_indicator_j    :regional_indicator_j:" data-shortname=":regional_indicator_j:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: My eyes.  <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="😦" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f626.png" title="Frowning face with open mouth    :frowning:" data-shortname=":frowning:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />[11:18 PM] Veradux: If y'all start with the puns, Andrew's eyes will be the yeast of their problems.[11:18 PM] djacob91: Are our jokes going against the grain?[11:18 PM] Chimi: I think we've really got his oat.[11:18 PM] Veradux: It's likely just the starter.[11:18 PM] djacob91: Yes, for we have barley begun.[11:19 PM] Chimi: We're sure to get a rise.[11:19 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: I hate to see what you guys have bread.[11:19 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: Nathan would loaf it, though.[11:19 PM] Chimi: I dunno, he might want to punch it down.[11:20 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: He kneads a little action after all the moving stuff.[11:21 PM] Chimi: Not to mention the dusting that must have happened.[11:21 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: Dough knot speak of it.[11:21 PM] Chimi: Best not to, he probably feels pretty crumby.[11:22 PM] djacob91: He probably does not care for our cereal remarks.[11:22 PM] Chimi: I'd still raise a toast to him.[11:23 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: The white course of action would be to wheat until he's feeling better.[11:23 PM] Chimi: Maybe he should take a vacation. Fate could offer her little cottage.[11:23 PM] Josh<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🎀" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f380.png" title="Ribbon    :ribbon:" data-shortname=":ribbon:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: omg[11:23 PM] Josh<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🎀" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f380.png" title="Ribbon    :ribbon:" data-shortname=":ribbon:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: turns around and walks back out[11:23 PM] djacob91: But then he would not benefit from the whole grains of our humor.[11:24 PM] Chimi: We've got to help him with his sourdough mood, though![11:24 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: Josh's mood requires leavening, for sure.[11:25 PM] Chimi: Eh, he's always been a crusty fellow.[11:25 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: A few corny jokes will cracker him up.[11:26 PM] Chimi: The right joke is sure to get him rolling.[11:26 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: We can keep this up awhile, we've got matzah jokes to bake about the topic.[11:27 PM] Josh<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🎀" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f380.png" title="Ribbon    :ribbon:" data-shortname=":ribbon:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: Ya'll are awful[11:27 PM] Chimi: Naan, Chee, you're just being a stick.[11:27 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: Don't be such a pita![11:29 PM] Chimi: Come on, Chee, lavash us with a pun![11:29 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: Basil will certainly a-proof of our efforts.[11:29 PM] Josh<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🎀" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f380.png" title="Ribbon    :ribbon:" data-shortname=":ribbon:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: But you have improved my mood quite a bit[11:30 PM] Chimi: Glad we aren't too much of a pain.[11:30 PM] Josh<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🎀" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f380.png" title="Ribbon    :ribbon:" data-shortname=":ribbon:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: It would go against the grain if you were[11:31 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: I think it's time to give it a rest.[11:31 PM] Josh<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🎀" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f380.png" title="Ribbon    :ribbon:" data-shortname=":ribbon:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: I hate you a little bit[11:32 PM] Chimi: Yeah, that's probably enough. But if someone comes up with a good one, gimme a challah.[11:33 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: I'm sure we can resume later when we've doubled our volume of knowledge.[11:34 PM] Chimi: There was no knead for that one, Eric.[11:35 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: It we work too hard, it'll just fall flat.[11:36 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: Unless we make a hard tack to nautical puns.[11:36 PM] Chimi: I give up! You've pinned me![11:37 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: You yield to such little pressure? What a delicate flour![11:38 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: Nautical bread puns are weevil, anyway.[11:39 PM] Chimi: Nope. I'm done. I bisquit.[11:42 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="⚓" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2693.png" title="Anchor    :anchor:" data-shortname=":anchor:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />: Just come on bake if you ever wanna try again.  I told you once, you pun of a Chim, I'm the best that's ever bun![/spoiler]it is from their discord server</blockquote>

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