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Message: <blockquote data-quote="trappedslider" data-source="post: 8124081" data-attributes="member: 41932">For the vets:Marines stands for:  Mostly Army Rejects In Naval Entertainment ServiceNAVY: Urber for Marines.things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army:Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.Not allowed to join any militia.Not allowed to form any militia.May not call any officers immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if I’m right.Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it’s true.Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I did bring enough for everybody.Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”.Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours.An order to “Put Kiwi on my boots” does not involve fruit.An order to “Make my Boots black and shiny” does not involve electrical tape.The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with “I recently had an experience I just had to write you about….”I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD’s.Not allowed to “defect” to OPFOR during training missions</blockquote>

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