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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Aeson" data-source="post: 8519146" data-attributes="member: 16253">I went to the clinic for a checkup. The nurse took my blood pressure twice. The second time was lower. I said "it's because you have a calming effect" <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="😁" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f601.png" title="Beaming face with smiling eyes    :grin:" data-shortname=":grin:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" /> she laughed and thanked me. As she left she said "My kids wouldn't say that." lol I couldn't help to think she mentioned the kids because she thought I was flirting..... I was. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🤐" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f910.png" title="Zipper-mouth face    :zipper_mouth:" data-shortname=":zipper_mouth:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="😎" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" title="Smiling face with sunglasses    :sunglasses:" data-shortname=":sunglasses:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" />The nurse practitioner came in and we talked about everything. She brought up prostate cancer. I'm thinking uhoh here it comes. "The poke" <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="☝️" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/261d.png" title="Index pointing up    :point_up:" data-shortname=":point_up:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" /> She said it would be a blood test. Boy, was I relieved. I may get it done next time. No prostate or colon exams for me. No, sir. I'll do the  poop in the box test and mail it to them. They can bleed me dry for any test they want. Keep your fingers and magic wands to yourself.</blockquote>

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