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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mad_Jack" data-source="post: 8524921" data-attributes="member: 6750306">A frog walks into a bank, and stands in line. When he gets to the counter, the frog says to the bank teller, "Hello, Ma'am, I'd like to take out a loan for $15,000..."The bank teller, whose name is Ms. Patricia Whack, according to the little brass plate on the counter, looks at the frog and says, quite helpfully, ""...You're a talking frog.""Yes, Ma'am.", the frog replies, "And I'd like to take out a loan for $15,000.""Do... Do you have an account here, sir?""No, Ma'am.""I see. In that case, can you provide some sort of collateral for the loan?""No, Ma'am.""So... You don't have an account here and you can't provide any collateral, but you'd still like us to loan you $15.000?""Yes, Ma'am. I don't have an account here or any collateral, but your manager is an old friend of my father. If you'd kindly give these to him, Ms. Whack, I'm sure he'll agree to give me a loan. "The frog then hands her a business card with the name Kermit Jagger on it, and a small pink ceramic elephant. Still rather dubious about the situation, Ms. Whack knocks on the door of her manager's office, and says," Sir, there's a... customer outside who wants a loan for $15.000, but he doesn't have an account here or anything to put up for collateral.""I see. And did you tell them we can't give them a loan?""Ah, no sir... You see, he asked me to give you this business card, and this... thing."Upon seeing the little pink elephant the bank manager smiles and exclaims, "Kermit's here?? Patty, give him whatever he asks for.""But... but, sir...""It's okay - his father and I go way back. Give him his money - that elephant is all the collateral he needs." Ms. Whack looks helplessly at the elephant, then sighs and says, "Yes, sir. But, sir... What is this thing?" The bank manager hands her a framed picture of himself and Mick Jagger both holding the small pink ceramic elephant up toward the camera with their arms around each others' shoulders , and says..."It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan - His old man's a Rolling Stone."</blockquote>

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