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<blockquote data-quote="Devilkiller" data-source="post: 2304504" data-attributes="member: 12360"><p>Isn't this what the "quickie" was invented for? Seriously, if you are having so much sex that you can't make time to play D&D once or twice a week then how do you manage to eat, sleep, or mow the lawn?</p><p></p><p>I think it is often the guys who never get to have sex who tend to find this sort of stuff confounding. I know one of our players is fond of saying that D&D is what we do when we don't have anything better to do. He also says that you'd be crazy to play D&D on a particular night if you could spend time with a woman instead. He is the guy who plays D&D pretty much every night and often goes for months or years without dates, sex, etc. I'm not saying that to belittle him. I just think that your situation changes your perspective. If you can have sex every day then skipping it once to do something else might not be such a huge deal. Of course some guys are bound to find that if they play D&D they can't have sex with their wives on other days either.</p><p></p><p>That doesn't really have anything specifically to do with hardcore gaming though as there are a variety of activities women will withold sex over, including watching football games, playing poker, having a few drinks with the guys from work, etc. Either a guy puts his foot down (and generally gets divorced, kicked out of the house, and forced to pay a lot of money), or he becomes a thrall to his wife's petty demands and is never heard from by his friends again. The same thing happens to my non-gaming friends though. That's marriage in a nutshell. A man gives up his old life, friends, and freedom in exchange a for a permanent supply of sex. Unfortunately many men find that the frequency and perhaps quality of the sex steadily decreases as the weight of the woman supplying it steadily increases.</p><p></p><p></p><p>That woman needs a doctor, not a DM! Seriously though, how do some guys get away with stuff like that?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Devilkiller, post: 2304504, member: 12360"] Isn't this what the "quickie" was invented for? Seriously, if you are having so much sex that you can't make time to play D&D once or twice a week then how do you manage to eat, sleep, or mow the lawn? I think it is often the guys who never get to have sex who tend to find this sort of stuff confounding. I know one of our players is fond of saying that D&D is what we do when we don't have anything better to do. He also says that you'd be crazy to play D&D on a particular night if you could spend time with a woman instead. He is the guy who plays D&D pretty much every night and often goes for months or years without dates, sex, etc. I'm not saying that to belittle him. I just think that your situation changes your perspective. If you can have sex every day then skipping it once to do something else might not be such a huge deal. Of course some guys are bound to find that if they play D&D they can't have sex with their wives on other days either. That doesn't really have anything specifically to do with hardcore gaming though as there are a variety of activities women will withold sex over, including watching football games, playing poker, having a few drinks with the guys from work, etc. Either a guy puts his foot down (and generally gets divorced, kicked out of the house, and forced to pay a lot of money), or he becomes a thrall to his wife's petty demands and is never heard from by his friends again. The same thing happens to my non-gaming friends though. That's marriage in a nutshell. A man gives up his old life, friends, and freedom in exchange a for a permanent supply of sex. Unfortunately many men find that the frequency and perhaps quality of the sex steadily decreases as the weight of the woman supplying it steadily increases. That woman needs a doctor, not a DM! Seriously though, how do some guys get away with stuff like that? [/QUOTE]
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