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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 9371925" data-attributes="member: 7023840">Formless Void, State of Confusion, June 11, 2024 /PRNewswire/ -- Snarf Zagyg, a semi-sentient division of The Walt Disney Company, Inc. (NYSE: DIS), is proud to announce that Snarf Zagyg and all of his comments, threads, and occasional animated gifs, will now be moving to blockchain."Whenever I'm writing comments to annoy my follow RPGers, I think to myself, 'Self, how can I combine my twin loves of angering the blood of others and leveraging acronyms and concepts that I don't understand in order to monetize them?' And that's when I knew I had to move to a blockchain-based solution for my comments with additional, monetized NFTs that will provide exclusive links to past comments on such diverse topics as, 'Bards- they're terrible,' and 'Bards- should they be dead or deader?'" said Snarf Zagyg, an actual person with real thoughts and totally not the unholy Frankenstein creation that emerged when The Walt Disney Company created too many nested LLCs and SPEs and somehow, one of them became sentient and started posting on the internet.Snarf Zagyg, who, again, is a real person and not an AI-generated monster that consumes eyeballs and excretes shareholder value, continues, "But most importantly, I'd like to thank Orius for finally allowing me to slip the surly bounds of small and succinct posts and freed me to touch the face of truly outrageously long screeds that would make Tolstoy wake up from his grave and say, 'I think you might have written too much.'"</blockquote>

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