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<blockquote data-quote="StupidSmurf" data-source="post: 2749487" data-attributes="member: 35893">Maybe a hero has low Charisma because he simply can't deal with people? Take, for instance, Sir Blathermouth the Unfortunate, who's just single-handedly defeated a dragon, at great personal risk, and saved a town. There's a gathering on the town green, a rally of sorts, to honor the man.Mayor Phineas T. Bluster: &quot;We thank the gods for you, brave Sir Blathermouth, for your unselfish deeds of heroism, and saving our town from flame and fang of FnehFneh the red dragon! I'm sure this gathered assembly would appreciate a few words.&quot;Grateful Crowd: &quot;Huzzah! Long live Sir Blathermouth the Brave! Our hero!&quot;Sir Blathermouth: &quot;Thank you, thank you. Yes, it is true I single-handedly defeated the wicked dragon. You may ask why I've done this. And well you may ask! It is because I've taken it upon myself to defned the innocent, and save those who clearly can't save themselves. I mean, I look around at this sea of jovial, friendly faces, and see a simple, happy hard-working folk that can barely stand up to a strong breeze, let alone a roaring red engine of destruction. I mean, really now...you folks need to lose a few pounds, and put together a militia. After all, when I go my merry way, who will defend you from further attacks? What if brigands plague your roads? What if you're attacked by a rabid badger? Or even an especially cross sparrow? So, anyways, I thank you once again for this lovely gathering, and wish you all the best. In closing, I'd like to point out to Mayor Bluster that his daughter has an absolutely fantastic rack, and I'd be pleased beyond words to sheath my sword in her scabbard, if you catch my meaning. And by all means let's not forget the mayor's wife, who's not so bad looking either. I wouldn't say no to a little of THAT action!! The Mayor is a lucky lucky man, and he must have some absolutely fantastic qualities that can keep such a voluptuous woman loyal to himself, despite the fact that his body funk could knock an otyugh off a dung wagon at 100 yards. Thank you, and good day!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="StupidSmurf, post: 2749487, member: 35893"] Maybe a hero has low Charisma because he simply can't deal with people? Take, for instance, Sir Blathermouth the Unfortunate, who's just single-handedly defeated a dragon, at great personal risk, and saved a town. There's a gathering on the town green, a rally of sorts, to honor the man. Mayor Phineas T. Bluster: "We thank the gods for you, brave Sir Blathermouth, for your unselfish deeds of heroism, and saving our town from flame and fang of FnehFneh the red dragon! I'm sure this gathered assembly would appreciate a few words." Grateful Crowd: "Huzzah! Long live Sir Blathermouth the Brave! Our hero!" Sir Blathermouth: "Thank you, thank you. Yes, it is true I single-handedly defeated the wicked dragon. You may ask why I've done this. And well you may ask! It is because I've taken it upon myself to defned the innocent, and save those who clearly can't save themselves. I mean, I look around at this sea of jovial, friendly faces, and see a simple, happy hard-working folk that can barely stand up to a strong breeze, let alone a roaring red engine of destruction. I mean, really now...you folks need to lose a few pounds, and put together a militia. After all, when I go my merry way, who will defend you from further attacks? What if brigands plague your roads? What if you're attacked by a rabid badger? Or even an especially cross sparrow? So, anyways, I thank you once again for this lovely gathering, and wish you all the best. In closing, I'd like to point out to Mayor Bluster that his daughter has an absolutely fantastic rack, and I'd be pleased beyond words to sheath my sword in her scabbard, if you catch my meaning. And by all means let's not forget the mayor's wife, who's not so bad looking either. I wouldn't say no to a little of THAT action!! The Mayor is a lucky lucky man, and he must have some absolutely fantastic qualities that can keep such a voluptuous woman loyal to himself, despite the fact that his body funk could knock an otyugh off a dung wagon at 100 yards. Thank you, and good day!" [/QUOTE]

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