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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Sir Trent" data-source="post: 426315" data-attributes="member: 6434">This happened in the late '80's sometime. My gaming group was in the middle of an all nighter, and a friend of mine had just relieved me as DM when a knock at the door announced the arrival of very lovely young lady that the new DM knew. Needless to say I had to return to being DM while he went to talk to her. After about five minutes we hear her crying, real soul-sobbing stuff. I don't know her but it's easy to tell she's having problems of the heart. A few minutes later we hear shouting and screaming outside, followed by the crash of breaking glass. The girl's present boyfriend has shown up, seen her car, and suspects her being there to cheat on him after a fight they just had. (She wasn't, she just didn't have anywhere else to go and the apartment we were in was the 'community' place to go). When my friend saw him screaming on the lawn, he locked the door, so the guy grabs a tire-iron and starts breaking windows.We were nice about it. My friend and his roommate yelled out the window, asking the guy to calm down but the idiot kept up his screaming, demanding that his girlfriend come out so he could 'teach her a lesson'. He had beat her once before. He then said he was going to beat up 'everyone in the apartment' and broke another window. We quit being nice then. Seven of us went outside, all former football players, all but one linemen, and the one not-lineman was an all-state linebacker and a three year starter in college, not a one of us smaller than the idiot on the lawn and guess what? He still kept running his mouth and came after us with the tire iron! We beat the s*** out of that guy, and when the police arrived, they took over and beat him some more. He just couldn't learn anything. When the police picked him up, he kicked one of them in the nether regions, so they beat him some more. (I gotta get me one of those flashlights!). Upshot of the story? The police asked us why we didn't take the guy around back to beat him, so that no one would have seen us and called them until the idiot was unconscious. The girlfriend went back to the idiot after he got out of jail! We went back to our game, shaking our heads at the idiots of the world.</blockquote>

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