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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Finnanthalas" data-source="post: 426346" data-attributes="member: 7536">Summer of 1996.  Huntsville, Texas.  Sam Houston State University campus.  We were playing in this Vampire LARP, and one of the GM's had broken up with his then girlfriend (a rather stumpy and swarthy girl that went by the name of Mike)....AGAIN, earlier in that day.Somehow, she got it into her head that he was cheating on her with my then girlfriend.  Apparently from the moment he left her, she began to drink on a nearly heroic level.The first reports of her at the game that evening were a few friends that, laughing, told me, 'Dude, Mike is over near the museum building.......taking a leak in the bushes!"Word quickly spreads and laughter along with it.  Then it happened.She emerges from the shrubbery about 5 minutes after the sighting, still pulling up what appear to be slightly "soiled" garments.  She then accuses him of cheating, pointing fingers at my Gf,  and calling everyone peeping toms/liars/cheaters.As this drunken rant continues, she throws down 8 dollars on the ground at her former BF's feet.  "Here's some money for you and your whores."  (We still say this quote today)She then starts attacking random women, mistaking 6 foot tall lanky and some that are, erm, husky.  She never finds my GF who is petite and standing behind me.  This was the moment she started BITING the lanky girl.Her Ex then tries to break up the fight,  at which time campus police showed up.  They handcuffed both of them, put her to the ground, where she screamed another quotable, "I don't want to be sodomized again!"  (needless to say by this point, even the cops were laughing.)Everyone gave their statements, and that session was quickly called off, since the police also taken the Ex BF, since when the cops arrived on the scene,  he was struggling with her, trying to keep her hands and teeth from hurting anyone.  She claimed assault, and they had to take him in,  despite it's ludicrosity.  Fortunately, the restraining order kept such incidents from happening again.I wish i had a video camera for that one.</blockquote>

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