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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Roland Delacroix" data-source="post: 426523" data-attributes="member: 1753">I've been in quite a few game fights.  I think the fact that I placed with hoo-ah ROTC brats compounded the problem, we always wanted to fight  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />  The most noteworthy was when i was DMing and pissed of my friend Doug.  I can't remember what it was about, but he got a two-handed grip on my throat and proceeded to choke the life out of me.  I tried to warn him I had a dagger up my sleeve but I couldn't talk.  I finally stuck him in the back, he let go, and I ran back behind the table.  We kind of broke up laughing over how a silly game caused this.Another time I was playing over at my friend Bob's house and we got pretty pissed at each other.  Again I can't remember why, some stupid game thing.  Anyway, he got madder and madder and I said something like "I'm gonna kick your ass!  But I like your grandma, lets not screw up her house and go outside faggot!"  He agreed.  Bob walked out the front door, I locked it behind him, and went back to finish DMing the game for that night.  Tough game with only 2 players, but that meant more loot.That stuff was years ago, I thought I had gotten over that but just a month ago I got into another fight.  I was playing a 1e Paladin and the group wizard was kind of a jerk.  We are always busting each others balls, I call him a nancy elf, he makes fun of my paladins lack of sophistication, etc.  That night he teabagged me in my sleep <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f641.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":(" title="Frown    :("  data-smilie="3"data-shortname=":(" />  Needless to say my noble paladin felt this crossed the line and tried to cleave his head off.  The rest of the NPC's objected, tried to stop me, i said they couldn't.  The DM got up to show me how a minotaur could put a hold on a human in full plate, things happened and I kinda went crazy on him.  I left and calmed down, went back to game 3 weeks later.</blockquote>

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