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Message: <blockquote data-quote="pseudo_hero" data-source="post: 428894" data-attributes="member: 6558">That's nothingYou guys have all gotten it easy. I killed off a new guy's character in my usual campaign (well I don't kill characters, he charged an Umber Hulk at level 4!) and he made like he was going to cross the table and do something to me. So ai told the guy "Go for it pee-wee, you step over to my side of the screen and I'll help you into a stretcher. And this pathilogical lair of martial mastery tried to kick me from across the table. I've never seen a leg move so slow with such lack of control and balance, I grabbed his leg and pulled him into the tabel groin first. The whole group all winced in pain and laughed grabbing their respective crotches mocking the gimp. But that wasn't enough pain for the psycho. He preceded to take an off balance, leg on table, I'm about to fall swing at me. SO I grabed his hand and tossed him over the table. (Me big and stong, him small and skinny). Any way as he slid over the table he takes all the gaming stuff with him and then slaps his skull on my television set knocking the dork silly. One of the other players had enough at this point due to his character sheet getting soaked with Mountain Dew. And so he escourted the super gimp out of the house. Now THAT kind of thing realy shouldn't happen. But I guess it does, pitty<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f644.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll eyes    :rolleyes:"  data-smilie="11"data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></blockquote>

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