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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Kae'Yoss" data-source="post: 2028252" data-attributes="member: 4134">You better bet the house on that! I have been in teers in RPG. More than once. There's one guy, he's an awesome player if he is able to play evil psychopaths.So he (a cleric of Set) and a companion took over an old, abandoned house. He climbs up to the loft to look out of a rooftop window. There were none, the rooftop wasn't really used as a room, so there were only slates. So he made himself a window by pushing some slates away (which promptly fell from the roof, nearly hitting the guy who was about to knock on the door. My character...), anyway, he looks out the new "window", and there's nothing to be seen, so he goes down.But before he did he called down to his companion "there's holes in the roof".In another game (d20 Modern) he did several things where we couldn't help but laugh till our sides hurt.There was the thing where he trampled the childs sandcastle, at the same time greeting the parents in a friendly tone.Him bullying a child in a Burger King, and as the father wanted to step in, he handed him a 1000 dollar bill and told him to beat it (he was quite rich) - and continued to harass the poor child (like eating his fries, throwing pickles at him and stuff like that)Or that time where we hid in a hut in the forest for a couple of days (actually one of those open things with a fireplace in the middle, to grill stuff on). Then we were asked to leave by some guy, as there would be a party there in the weekend, he had a plan "hey, we should rig that fireplace so it explodes when they try to make a fire. Just for fun!"And finally, his best sceneIt's in the city, and he hits a cyclist with his car (it was the toady's fault as he crossed the street without looking, and was quite fast) and there was the following conversationDM "You had to stop at a cross roads, and as soon as you drive on, you hit a cyclist who crossed the street too fast"Player "Oh <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />. Any witnesses?"DM "To confirm your story to the police? Sure, we're in the city"Player "Damn. I hoped noone saw that."DM "Why??"Player "That way, I could just have put the guy in the trunk and sunk the car in the bay."I also have a couple of other stories, but I'll keep them for the "have you ever caused another player to choke on his coffee because of what you were saying"  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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