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<blockquote data-quote="shilsen" data-source="post: 2031580" data-attributes="member: 198"><p>As I'd posted on another thread, this happened this Saturday:</p><p></p><p>The DM of the group cancelled on Friday, so I offered to run a one-off game for the other players. They agreed and after rolling up 8th lvl PCs, went off to beat up some goblins. Cockily entering the goblin warren, they fought six garden variety CR 1/3 goblins (who actually managed to drop the druid's animal companion in a pit and drop half a rock wall on top of it). One of the poor goblins yelled an alarm, warning of intruders and asking to release the beasts and the ninjas. The players all stopped, looked at me and went "What?!" I calmly explained that the goblin had yelled for the gninjae, the dreaded goblin ninjas, barely managing to keep a straight face. After the requisite amount of laughing, we continued with the game, with the players/PCs muttering "gninja" and chuckling every once in a while.</p><p></p><p>And then they entered a large room full of unarmed goblins, including women and children. After the first shock, many of the goblins rushed towards them, begging not to be hurt. At which point, the dervish informed me that he was cutting the heads off the first three to touch him (since he had three attacks). He rolled thrice, cut down two goblins, and then I described how the third leaped over his blade, bounded up in the air, let out a martial arts yell, and kicked him in the crotch. At which point he rolled a "1" on his Fort save, causing his character's eyes to cross as he dropped his twin swords and grabbed himself. Then we took a break for a couple of minutes for the hysteria to end. And then the other gninjae proceeded to beat the crap out of him. Good times <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shilsen, post: 2031580, member: 198"] As I'd posted on another thread, this happened this Saturday: The DM of the group cancelled on Friday, so I offered to run a one-off game for the other players. They agreed and after rolling up 8th lvl PCs, went off to beat up some goblins. Cockily entering the goblin warren, they fought six garden variety CR 1/3 goblins (who actually managed to drop the druid's animal companion in a pit and drop half a rock wall on top of it). One of the poor goblins yelled an alarm, warning of intruders and asking to release the beasts and the ninjas. The players all stopped, looked at me and went "What?!" I calmly explained that the goblin had yelled for the gninjae, the dreaded goblin ninjas, barely managing to keep a straight face. After the requisite amount of laughing, we continued with the game, with the players/PCs muttering "gninja" and chuckling every once in a while. And then they entered a large room full of unarmed goblins, including women and children. After the first shock, many of the goblins rushed towards them, begging not to be hurt. At which point, the dervish informed me that he was cutting the heads off the first three to touch him (since he had three attacks). He rolled thrice, cut down two goblins, and then I described how the third leaped over his blade, bounded up in the air, let out a martial arts yell, and kicked him in the crotch. At which point he rolled a "1" on his Fort save, causing his character's eyes to cross as he dropped his twin swords and grabbed himself. Then we took a break for a couple of minutes for the hysteria to end. And then the other gninjae proceeded to beat the crap out of him. Good times :D [/QUOTE]
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