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<blockquote data-quote="Soel" data-source="post: 2867782" data-attributes="member: 30024"><p>Haha! The heroes sit around and wait for an very boring battle with the sub-bad guy, killing him and all his minions so quick that I almost missed it! </p><p></p><p>Then later, against the BBEG himself, Jack Palance, they fall apart so easily, getting killed, and or being rendered helpless (although the giant guy just sort of stands there,) while Hawk, our hero, (very reminiscent of Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter, who also does next to nothing himself in his own movie,) unclimactically fights Palance. The "highpoint" of this final battle was the "sword-come back to my hand!" bit. That the handle of the sword was a big fist, was just icing on the laugh cake.</p><p></p><p>For a more serious (well, only a little,) sword & sorcery flick, try Sword and the Sorcerer, with Lee Horsley (Matt Houston, which, if you know what the hell I'm referring to, then, well we're both sad sacks.) It is similar to the above, but no elves or giants, and it plays fairly well still today.</p><p></p><p>For something even more hilarious than Hawk, try out Yor, Hunter From the Future, and or Dungeonmaster both of which will make you drop your breakfast!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Soel, post: 2867782, member: 30024"] Haha! The heroes sit around and wait for an very boring battle with the sub-bad guy, killing him and all his minions so quick that I almost missed it! Then later, against the BBEG himself, Jack Palance, they fall apart so easily, getting killed, and or being rendered helpless (although the giant guy just sort of stands there,) while Hawk, our hero, (very reminiscent of Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter, who also does next to nothing himself in his own movie,) unclimactically fights Palance. The "highpoint" of this final battle was the "sword-come back to my hand!" bit. That the handle of the sword was a big fist, was just icing on the laugh cake. For a more serious (well, only a little,) sword & sorcery flick, try Sword and the Sorcerer, with Lee Horsley (Matt Houston, which, if you know what the hell I'm referring to, then, well we're both sad sacks.) It is similar to the above, but no elves or giants, and it plays fairly well still today. For something even more hilarious than Hawk, try out Yor, Hunter From the Future, and or Dungeonmaster both of which will make you drop your breakfast! [/QUOTE]
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