The goblin rogue in my campaign has been infected by magical crystals that spread by corrupting organic matter into more magical crystals. The rogue has survived long enough to make it back to his village and is asking the shamans for help in curing his affliction. Now, while I could just say "They brew a potion and you feel better" but I want something more fun than that. What should the goblin shamans' cure look like? The more embarrassing and silly the better.