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Message: <blockquote data-quote="tiltedhead" data-source="post: 3086038" data-attributes="member: 45386">ok, well my character jegg, a half drow rouge barbarian, was on a boat facing pirates and a storm elementel. therefore it was very stormy. oh yea, and the ship was captained by winged monkeys =).  jegg saw a helpless half dead monkey in the crows nest who was being lightning struck by the storm elementel, so jegg being noble and selfless *cough* wanted to save it. he went up and got the monkey but on his way down he failed his climb check so fell off and landed on the monkey. half a second later a wave splashed over the ship due to the storm, and guess what, he failed his balance check. so heres jegg helpless in the intense stormy ocean with a negative 2 swim check. he failed his swim check. so now hes prety much dead.later, willing to accept this, the rest of the party found an uncharted island witch was inhabited by a middle aged couple with 12 kids. about an hour after arrival the party sees a body washed on up on the beach, guess who! its jegg, only dead and bloated. suddenly, a young child comes running to the party yelleng "they have my sister!" well they wanted to investigate, but before they could leave, the mother thanks them for saving theyre child and offers to reincarnate jegg. they accept and run off to save the child, on theyre way, they see another body on the beach, but he isnt dead. he is a satyr (my new character).after an ockward party intro they set off to save the child, and on theyre way they confront a lightning flinging tree, so they rush into combat, while my new satyr bard plays a few tunes. i also wanted to try out my satyrs cool flaming scythe but he happened to get right behind the one who was doing the most dammage to the tree, so naturally the tree wanted to attack back. it shot a lightning bolt witch happened to be a chain affect. it zapped him along with,(guess who) my new character! it killed him.so now hes dead, and after the first freaking combat. after that, the old man who lived on the island whos wife reincarnated jegg, came up on his boat with jegg in it, but jegg wasnt a half drow anymore,     HE WAS A FREAKING KOBOLD!!!!!!  stupid percent rolls.  doesnt that just put the icing on the cake.</blockquote>

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