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<blockquote data-quote="cr20_Pseudodragon" data-source="post: 5844827" data-attributes="member: 6690751"><p>A while back I read an idea for a DnD drinking game (sorry to have forgotten your name Mr. Internet Person, you are an evil genius). You start with a stack 30 or so of terribly-built 1st-level characters, everyone grabs a character sheet, and the DM throws your party of misfits against very-low-CR encounters. When your character dies (which happens quite often), the DM grabs a new character sheet and joins the party, you finish your drink and you become the new DM. And you keep this up until you are too drunk to keep playing and/or you run out of characters.</p><p></p><p>The guy who suggested this idea told some crazy stories about almost TPKing to a beached whale or a log over a river (half of the party drowned). Here's a few of the misfit PCs that I remember from his stories:</p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A barbarian with high strength and a Con of 4 who is too proud to wear any armor</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">An old granny who fights with a frying pan</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The Wicked Witch of the north-northwest who melts when she comes into contact with water</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Thannibal Lector who fights with a knife and fork and tries to sneak away with the corpses of any dead humanoids that are handy</li> </ul><p>This is where I need your help! I need more character concepts or encounter ideas. Bonus points for dumb puns, like encountering skeletons in a closet. We're celebrating two birthdays, so I really want to make this fun. And I promise to come back and post my crazy stories afterwards.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cr20_Pseudodragon, post: 5844827, member: 6690751"] A while back I read an idea for a DnD drinking game (sorry to have forgotten your name Mr. Internet Person, you are an evil genius). You start with a stack 30 or so of terribly-built 1st-level characters, everyone grabs a character sheet, and the DM throws your party of misfits against very-low-CR encounters. When your character dies (which happens quite often), the DM grabs a new character sheet and joins the party, you finish your drink and you become the new DM. And you keep this up until you are too drunk to keep playing and/or you run out of characters. The guy who suggested this idea told some crazy stories about almost TPKing to a beached whale or a log over a river (half of the party drowned). Here's a few of the misfit PCs that I remember from his stories: [list] [*]A barbarian with high strength and a Con of 4 who is too proud to wear any armor [*]An old granny who fights with a frying pan [*]The Wicked Witch of the north-northwest who melts when she comes into contact with water [*]Thannibal Lector who fights with a knife and fork and tries to sneak away with the corpses of any dead humanoids that are handy [/list] This is where I need your help! I need more character concepts or encounter ideas. Bonus points for dumb puns, like encountering skeletons in a closet. We're celebrating two birthdays, so I really want to make this fun. And I promise to come back and post my crazy stories afterwards. [/QUOTE]
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