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<blockquote data-quote="Celebrim" data-source="post: 5844852" data-attributes="member: 4937"><p>Delusional Wannabe Wizard - He has a 9 intelligence and no spells, but the thinks he works magic. He's armed with rotten eggs and bags of bat gauno and goes around yelling 'Fireball!' </p><p></p><p>Zero Wisdom Thief - He has an 18 dexterity, but a 3 wisdom and severe vision empairment. He's all the time attempting nefarious deeds with the greatest of stealth, because he has no idea who is watching him or who he is stealing from.</p><p></p><p>The Blind Swordsman - He's a blind swordsman. He doesn't have blindsense, tremor sense, or supernatural hearing. He's just a blind swordsman with a very sharp sword and no sense of direction.</p><p></p><p>Adventuring Impaired Cleric - Yes, the saintly old man does have the wisdom of his years, a kindly heart, and a direct line to his diety. But he's going to need it, because he only has a 3 str, 3 dex, and 3 constitution.</p><p></p><p>The 400 lb. Ninja - He's a real ninja. But he hasn't been out in a while, and he's got 250 lb's of encumbrance when he's just wearing a loin cloth.</p><p></p><p>The Hemophiliac Man-at-Arms - He's as stalwart and brave as any man, and anxious to prove it. He just has a minor occupational disability for a man in a line of work involving sharp objects.</p><p></p><p>The Bard - He's a bard.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Celebrim, post: 5844852, member: 4937"] Delusional Wannabe Wizard - He has a 9 intelligence and no spells, but the thinks he works magic. He's armed with rotten eggs and bags of bat gauno and goes around yelling 'Fireball!' Zero Wisdom Thief - He has an 18 dexterity, but a 3 wisdom and severe vision empairment. He's all the time attempting nefarious deeds with the greatest of stealth, because he has no idea who is watching him or who he is stealing from. The Blind Swordsman - He's a blind swordsman. He doesn't have blindsense, tremor sense, or supernatural hearing. He's just a blind swordsman with a very sharp sword and no sense of direction. Adventuring Impaired Cleric - Yes, the saintly old man does have the wisdom of his years, a kindly heart, and a direct line to his diety. But he's going to need it, because he only has a 3 str, 3 dex, and 3 constitution. The 400 lb. Ninja - He's a real ninja. But he hasn't been out in a while, and he's got 250 lb's of encumbrance when he's just wearing a loin cloth. The Hemophiliac Man-at-Arms - He's as stalwart and brave as any man, and anxious to prove it. He just has a minor occupational disability for a man in a line of work involving sharp objects. The Bard - He's a bard. [/QUOTE]
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