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<blockquote data-quote="invokethehojo" data-source="post: 5506597" data-attributes="member: 62525">Charlie Sheen&nbsp;&nbsp; Level 33 Solo High Priest Vatican Assassin WarlockPsychotic coked-up humanoid (demon) XP 155,000,000Tigerblood&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Racial PowerYou heal yourself with the power of your brain and your Adonis DNA.&nbsp; Your fists catch fire and begin to spout poetry, now nothing can stop you.Encounter ✦ Healing, CocaineMinor Action PersonalRequirement: You must be bloodied and have snorted at least one briefcase full of cocaine today.Effect: Until the end of the encounter, you gain a +10 bonus to damage rolls made with your fists and all targets hit with your fists become dazed (save ends). In addition, while you are bloodied, you gain regeneration 10.Briefcase Full Of Cocaine&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Level 42+“I’m on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die.”Power (Encounter): Standard Action. Snort a monster rail and spend a healing surge. You do not gain hit points as normal. Instead, gain 100 temporary hit points.Power (At Will) Minor Action. Change the cocaine to Charlie Sheen (the drug).&nbsp; Anyone who tries this drug besides the Sheen dies instantly.Bi-Winning&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Assassin Warlock Attack 21“I’m bi-winning. I win here. I win there.”Encounter ✦ Cocaine, Psychic, TeleportationStandard Action&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Ranged 50Target: One creatureAttack: Sheen Brain vs. WillHit: 8d8 + Charisma modifier psychic damage. You teleport the target 10 squares, whereupon it makes a melee basic attack against an adjacent creature of your choice with a +10 bonus to the attack roll.Effect: The target is dazed (save ends).&nbsp;BOOM, WINNING (DUH)&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Vatican Assassin Warlock Attack 31&quot;most of the time—and this includes naps—I’m an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground&quot;Daily ✦ Arcane, Fire, Implement, PlaneStandard Action&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Area burst whatever within the universeTarget: Each creature in burstEffect: 8d12 + Intelligence modifier fire, necrotic, cold, psychic, thunder, lightning, radiant, acid damage.Special: If you are Chuck Lorre you take double damage.Miss: Sheen doesn't miss, Duh.the gauntlet has been thrownWINNING!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="invokethehojo, post: 5506597, member: 62525"] Charlie Sheen Level 33 Solo High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock Psychotic coked-up humanoid (demon) XP 155,000,000 Tigerblood Racial Power You heal yourself with the power of your brain and your Adonis DNA. Your fists catch fire and begin to spout poetry, now nothing can stop you. Encounter ✦ Healing, Cocaine Minor Action Personal Requirement: You must be bloodied and have snorted at least one briefcase full of cocaine today. Effect: Until the end of the encounter, you gain a +10 bonus to damage rolls made with your fists and all targets hit with your fists become dazed (save ends). In addition, while you are bloodied, you gain regeneration 10. Briefcase Full Of Cocaine Level 42+ “I’m on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die.” Power (Encounter): Standard Action. Snort a monster rail and spend a healing surge. You do not gain hit points as normal. Instead, gain 100 temporary hit points. Power (At Will) Minor Action. Change the cocaine to Charlie Sheen (the drug). Anyone who tries this drug besides the Sheen dies instantly. Bi-Winning Assassin Warlock Attack 21 “I’m bi-winning. I win here. I win there.” Encounter ✦ Cocaine, Psychic, Teleportation Standard Action Ranged 50 Target: One creature Attack: Sheen Brain vs. Will Hit: 8d8 + Charisma modifier psychic damage. You teleport the target 10 squares, whereupon it makes a melee basic attack against an adjacent creature of your choice with a +10 bonus to the attack roll. Effect: The target is dazed (save ends). BOOM, WINNING (DUH) Vatican Assassin Warlock Attack 31 "most of the time—and this includes naps—I’m an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground" Daily ✦ Arcane, Fire, Implement, Plane Standard Action Area burst whatever within the universe Target: Each creature in burst Effect: 8d12 + Intelligence modifier fire, necrotic, cold, psychic, thunder, lightning, radiant, acid damage. Special: If you are Chuck Lorre you take double damage. Miss: Sheen doesn't miss, Duh. the gauntlet has been thrown WINNING! [/QUOTE]

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