Heroes of Horror Caption "Contest"

[Patryn of Elvenshae]

Someone posted this picture in the main Heroes of Horror thread. Immediately, several entertaining captions sprang to mind.

In honor of our own Mouseferatu's involvement with this really good looking book, what captions - witty, humorous, macabre, you name it - come to your mind?

 

[GoodKingJayIII]

You put that in the souffle?!

 

[Wystan]

"...and that is the daddy!"

or:

"I told you it was not just my period."

or:

"I want one of those and pickles!"

 

[Jdvn1]

That's what's been coming out of me for the past four days! Never get me pregnant again!

 

[JimAde]

They're your relatives. You go tell them!

 

[diaglo]

take your motley group of friends with you. and make sure you get the extra bitter pickles this time.

 

[Einan]

It's either wear the 'Joys of Motherhood' pregnancy simulator or face the horde! And if you say horde, I swear by Pelor you'll regret it!

 

[Mouseferatu]

They're your relatives. You go tell them!

*just about dies laughing*

They've all been great, so far, but I think Jim's got the front-runner.

 

[Dalamar]

"Holy spirit my butt, that's a ghost!"

 

[BryonD]

I don't care if you promised them your first born.
It just so happens, you aren't the father.