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<blockquote data-quote="Oofta" data-source="post: 7981388" data-attributes="member: 6801845">I can see it now, somewhere deep in the abyss a scrawny devil clerk timidly approaches Asmodeus at his desk.&quot;Um, sir?&nbsp; I have that report about that minion you had asked for...&quot;Asmodeus, leaning back in his office chair of charred skulls &quot;You're going to have to be a bit more specific&quot;&quot;Oh, yes, George ... err George the Blackhearted number 8293&quot;&quot;He couldn't have just kept George? Perfectly fine name.&nbsp; Tacking&nbsp; on Blackhearted just lets people in on your&quot; looking up, Asmodeus shakes his head.&nbsp; &quot;Sorry, where were we?&quot;The clerk nervously shuffling papers &quot;Ah, yes it seems your pawn has been quite willing to use your gifts.&quot;Asmodeus leans forward with interest &quot;Well, yes, that's what they are for!&nbsp; Is he corrupting souls, taking over kingdoms?&nbsp; He certainly seems to be a rising star by his numbers.&quot;&quot;Well, uh, sire.&nbsp;&nbsp; He seems to be&quot; clears his throat and carefully reads from his paper &quot;hexing chickens.&quot;Asmodeus pauses for a moment, grasping the bridge of his nose between thumb and forefinger &quot; &quot;Did I hear you say&quot; chickens?&nbsp; He's wasting my gift on poultry?&quot;The clerk starts edging back towards the door as the room grows even more infernally hot &quot;Yes sire&quot;&quot;Bring him.&quot; Asmodeus barely whispers.&quot;Sire?&quot; comes the query from a short distance out in the hall.&quot;Was I not clear? &quot; Asmodeus growls, the sound somehow echoing far away. &quot;Bring him here.&nbsp; Now.&nbsp; We need to have a chat about the proper use of power.&quot;The clerk flees as Asmodeus flicks his hand creating one torture device after another trying to decide which one to apply first.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Oofta, post: 7981388, member: 6801845"] I can see it now, somewhere deep in the abyss a scrawny devil clerk timidly approaches Asmodeus at his desk. "Um, sir? I have that report about that minion you had asked for..." Asmodeus, leaning back in his office chair of charred skulls "You're going to have to be a bit more specific" "Oh, yes, George ... err George the Blackhearted number 8293" "He couldn't have just kept George? Perfectly fine name. Tacking on Blackhearted just lets people in on your" looking up, Asmodeus shakes his head. "Sorry, where were we?" The clerk nervously shuffling papers "Ah, yes it seems your pawn has been quite willing to use your gifts." Asmodeus leans forward with interest "Well, yes, that's what they are for! Is he corrupting souls, taking over kingdoms? He certainly seems to be a rising star by his numbers." "Well, uh, sire. He seems to be" clears his throat and carefully reads from his paper "hexing chickens." Asmodeus pauses for a moment, grasping the bridge of his nose between thumb and forefinger " "Did I hear you say" chickens? He's wasting my gift on poultry?" The clerk starts edging back towards the door as the room grows even more infernally hot "Yes sire" "Bring him." Asmodeus barely whispers. "Sire?" comes the query from a short distance out in the hall. "Was I not clear? " Asmodeus growls, the sound somehow echoing far away. "Bring him here. Now. We need to have a chat about the proper use of power." The clerk flees as Asmodeus flicks his hand creating one torture device after another trying to decide which one to apply first. [/QUOTE]

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