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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 7984454" data-attributes="member: 277">Troll runningHe was just a troll and he surely shook with fright.He checked treasure and larder too!He had to sit and listen to those awful pcs grow near.He wasn’tt gonna bother those adventures none.Chorus:Gory, gory, what a hell of way to run.Gory, gory, what a hell of way to run.Gory, gory, what a hell of way to run.He ain't gonna bother those adventures none."Is everybody ready?" cried the mage starting a fireball.Our hero feebly answered, "NO!", and then they fired him up.He jumped from the cliff without a look.And He ain't gonna bother those adventures none.Chorus:Gory, gory, what a hell of way to run.Gory, gory, what a hell of way to run.Gory, gory, what a hell of way to run.He ain't gonna adventured none.He counted long, he counted loud,he waited for his initiative to be counted down.The guts spilled out and wrapped around his legs.And He ain't gonna adventured none.Chorus:Gory, gory, what a hell of way to run.Gory, gory, what a hell of way to run.Gory, gory, what a hell of way to run.He ain't gonna bother those adventures none.He hit the ground, the sound was "Splat," his blood went spurting high.The pcs were heard to say, "A helluva way to run."He lay there rolling 'round in the welter of his gore.And He ain't gonna bother those adventurers none.Chorus:Gory, gory, what a hell of way to run.Gory, gory, what a hell of way to run.Gory, gory, what a hell of way to run.He ain't gonna bother those adventurers none.There was blood upon the floor, there were brains upon the hat.Intestines were a-dangling from his three piece suit.He was a mess, they picked him up and poured him from his boots.And He ain't gonna bother adventures none.</blockquote>

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