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<blockquote data-quote="RangerWickett" data-source="post: 1143967" data-attributes="member: 63">Imagine how much more boring life would be without some of these cliches.Sitcom:Bob accidentally drops the fishbowl into the toilet, flushes the fish.&nbsp; He goes to Sam and says, &quot;I'm sorry, but I accidentally flushed your fish.&nbsp; I was going to buy a new one and pretend that I hadn't done anything, but my conscience told me what was right.&quot;&nbsp;Cop Movie:Evil White South African Diplomat:&nbsp; &quot;Ha, I'm evil and in charge of a bad organization.&nbsp; I have all the proof you'd ever need to stop my entire organization and save hundreds of lives, but you can't because I'm a white South African diplomat.&quot;Mel Gibson:&nbsp; *shoots EWSAD* &quot;I'll go to jail, but you probably would've killed a cute girl I would've fallen in love with anyway, so I say it's a fair trade.&nbsp; And this way I get beaten up a lot less in the process by your thugs.&quot;&nbsp;Romantic Comedy:Man:&nbsp; &quot;I think you're pretty and smart, and though we have little in common, we'd be a cute couple.&quot;Woman:&nbsp; &quot;You're right.&nbsp; Let's kiss.&quot;(or heck, anyone's love life, and feel free to reverse the man/woman roles)Man:&nbsp; &quot;I like you, and enjoy spending time with you.&nbsp; You're not dating anyone else right now, and I'm a nice guy who will care about you.&quot;Woman:&nbsp; &quot;You make a good case for yourself, and I'm willing to overlook your various foibles.&nbsp; Let's date for a while, because it's better than me going after some guy who won't pay attention to me at all.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="RangerWickett, post: 1143967, member: 63"] Imagine how much more boring life would be without some of these cliches. Sitcom: Bob accidentally drops the fishbowl into the toilet, flushes the fish. He goes to Sam and says, "I'm sorry, but I accidentally flushed your fish. I was going to buy a new one and pretend that I hadn't done anything, but my conscience told me what was right." Cop Movie: Evil White South African Diplomat: "Ha, I'm evil and in charge of a bad organization. I have all the proof you'd ever need to stop my entire organization and save hundreds of lives, but you can't because I'm a white South African diplomat." Mel Gibson: *shoots EWSAD* "I'll go to jail, but you probably would've killed a cute girl I would've fallen in love with anyway, so I say it's a fair trade. And this way I get beaten up a lot less in the process by your thugs." Romantic Comedy: Man: "I think you're pretty and smart, and though we have little in common, we'd be a cute couple." Woman: "You're right. Let's kiss." (or heck, anyone's love life, and feel free to reverse the man/woman roles) Man: "I like you, and enjoy spending time with you. You're not dating anyone else right now, and I'm a nice guy who will care about you." Woman: "You make a good case for yourself, and I'm willing to overlook your various foibles. Let's date for a while, because it's better than me going after some guy who won't pay attention to me at all." [/QUOTE]

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