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Message: <blockquote data-quote="RangerWickett" data-source="post: 2688414" data-attributes="member: 63">Now, some of you may be wondering about my sig, where I said I caught on fire last night. Well, at the Halloween party I was at last night, I was dressed as a Hawaiian fey. Hawaiian shirt, Hawaiian print swim trunks, sandals, green hair spray all over my face and hair, a coconut bra hanging from my belt, and a small fake Christmas tree draped over my shoulders.One of my friends, Rob (who has not joined this campaign by the point I'm at now, but who will be joining later) was trying to explain that his hair is actually reddish-brown, not red, as some people were claiming. He gets irked about this easily, and so people joked about his 'flaming red hair' to rile him a bit. Then another friend, Lauryn (who was dressed as a sexy pirate, and upon whom I have quite the crush) commented that she had always wanted to be able to save someone's life by shouting "Stop, drop, and roll!" In response, the group began to talk about who they should set on fire, and inevitably my name came up.Now mind you, I wasn't even involved in this conversation. I was in a different part of the house, where a group of my friends were watching a vampire adult movie. I personally wasn't interested in the movie, but I was there to chat with some of my friends. It was completely unbeknownst to me that my friends were discussing how best to set me alight.There were candles all around the room to provide spooky lighting, and so I was standing a safe distance from the counter on which said candles were placed. Unfortunately, though, I was standing in the way of my friend Laura (who plays Bellaonna in this storyhour). Laura was dressed as the Jack Daniels Fairy -- along the lines of <a href="http://www.realityeclipse.com/Prints/tequilabuy.htm" target="_blank">the tequila fairy</a> or <a href="http://www.realityeclipse.com/Prints/vodkabuy.htm" target="_blank">the vodka fairy</a> -- so when she told me, "You're standing in the way of the porn," I of course did not want to offend the source of my alcohol. So I backed up.A moment later, I began to feel hot, and I thought, "Oh, maybe I'm sitting on a computer. I think I'll move."I excused myself, and then as I started to walk out people started shouting that I was on fire. Faster than I realized what I was doing, I had nearly half-stripped, dumping my Hawaiian shirt onto the floor and stamping it out. There was an uproar of shouts around the house as people in the party wondered what had happened. People around me were asking if I was alright.And then Lauryn, the girl I have a crush on, arrives, and the first thing out of her mouth is, "Darn! You're not still on fire!"</blockquote>

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