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<blockquote data-quote="Crothian" data-source="post: 1915693" data-attributes="member: 232">Ya, google is a wonderful thing&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D"&nbsp; data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />GANDALF GOT MOLESTED BY A BALROG&nbsp; &nbsp; DK(Sung to:&nbsp; &quot;Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer&quot; by Randy Brooks)This all started back with Bilbo,When he found a magic ringIn the cave of evil Gollum(An ugly, schizophrenic little thing.)Bilbo passed it down to Frodo.Gandalf told him of the needTo destroy this ring of power.'Tis a good thing Hobbits haven't learned of greed.CHORUS:&nbsp; &nbsp; Gandalf got molested by a balrog&nbsp; &nbsp; Walking through the mines one summer's eve.&nbsp; &nbsp; You can say such things are only legends,&nbsp; &nbsp; But me and Master Frodo, we believe.As a shortcut into Mordor,'Twas decided that we'd goThrough the mines of Moria,So we spoke &quot;friend&quot; and we hurried through the door.We were almost to the exitWhen there came a horrid sound!'Twas a creature right behind usWho looked like a flamin', walkin' compost mound!CHORUSGandalf turned to face the demon,And he yelled for us to run.When the bridge began to crumble,We decided that to stay would not be fun.As they plunged into the darkness,We were thinking to ourselves:One should never start a rumbleWith a guy who tals to orcs and feeds on elves!CHORUS x 2</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Crothian, post: 1915693, member: 232"] Ya, google is a wonderful thing :D GANDALF GOT MOLESTED BY A BALROG DK (Sung to: "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Randy Brooks) This all started back with Bilbo, When he found a magic ring In the cave of evil Gollum (An ugly, schizophrenic little thing.) Bilbo passed it down to Frodo. Gandalf told him of the need To destroy this ring of power. 'Tis a good thing Hobbits haven't learned of greed. CHORUS: Gandalf got molested by a balrog Walking through the mines one summer's eve. You can say such things are only legends, But me and Master Frodo, we believe. As a shortcut into Mordor, 'Twas decided that we'd go Through the mines of Moria, So we spoke "friend" and we hurried through the door. We were almost to the exit When there came a horrid sound! 'Twas a creature right behind us Who looked like a flamin', walkin' compost mound! CHORUS Gandalf turned to face the demon, And he yelled for us to run. When the bridge began to crumble, We decided that to stay would not be fun. As they plunged into the darkness, We were thinking to ourselves: One should never start a rumble With a guy who tals to orcs and feeds on elves! CHORUS x 2 [/QUOTE]

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