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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Argent Silvermage" data-source="post: 1901453" data-attributes="member: 4322">Today's Morons.1) The customer called in and said that he had purchased a movie a few weeks ago and there was something wrong with it. After searching for his information I found the he had bought the movie 7 MONTHS ago. He said he had just gotten around to watching it and found it was scratched. I explained that we have a 30 day return policy and he started shreaking incoherantly about how his kid likes to watch porn before bed and this is the only disk the kid will watch.I immediatly place him on hold and laughed so hard I got dizzy. When I got back on the line I asked him how old his son was and he told me he was 13. I asked if he (the son) was mentaly impared in some way to explain this behavior. the father said no he just lets the kid do what ever he wants. I just said it would not be happening but if he wanted to order a replacement I would be more than happy to fill it. He wisely hung up the phone.2) (god help me I wanted to hunt this idiot down.) This guy placed an order for 1,564 dollars worth of porn. His check bounces.He calls up and asks where his order is. I explain that the check bounced and we would need a money order from him in order to ship. He asks why we didn't ship it COD. I explained that we don't do that. He told me that if I didn't send him his porn he would kill me and my wife (being a gay man I just said. OK kill the B!tch) he tried to get me to think that he knew who I was and where I lived and (thankfuly we have all calls monitored.) was going to come to Philly to kill me. I told him I not only knew who he was but had access to his credit and social security information. I then explained that with the recording of his threats to me the police in Montgomery Alabama would be at his home in about 5 minutes. Strangely he hung up.  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue    :p"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /></blockquote>

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