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Message: <blockquote data-quote="CuRoi" data-source="post: 5460615" data-attributes="member: 98032">I don't think you can child proof for that...Seriously though - First - Find a way to permanently place Misdirection on the Secret Door. Have it detect as a wall. Second - Always be shielded from scrying when building/devising/installing said security. Third - given your abilities, find someway to have anyone that dies in your sanctuary be immediately brought back as an undead (in your unhallowed man cave, naturally). Solves the problem of repeat offenders and gives their friends something to do aside from continuing to break into your house. I would use mechanical locks but only to keep out the riff-raff. Always have a second layer with Arcane Lock and a barred door (cause Knock won't unbar things even though it may unlock them). Use telekinesis or some other magics to set the bars from the other side. Maybe magical item - Animated Objects on the barring mechanism would work as well. Illusory Floors with a Gelatinous Cube at the bottom can be fun. Mostly because even if it doesn't work well as a trap, well, you now have a built in garbage disposal. Imagine the luxury of not having to throw your chamber pot out on the street! Need to dispose of some interloper's corpse? Viola! I do like the extraplanar idea if money/magic is no problem - Personally, I'd save the expense though and the intricacy (because often making something inaccessible can mean it is not so accessible to you at times) and I'm not sure your campaign power level : ) But it could work well. Your err...S.O. and possibly your child can utilize Greater Teleport and or Etherealness, so they should be able to get there easily depending on where you put it (assuming you want them there).  The "no access" idea could work well combined with this. Find a cavern or pocket somewhere deep below the house by using Ethereal exploration; make sure it is big enough to work in of course so you can use spells or manual labor (surely the Succubus has some boot licking demons that NEED to spend hours chiseling out a crawlspace into a functional room. Heck if its a small pocket, get Reduce her minions them send them down there...to slave away)  As above, immediately ward the area against scrying so you will be the only person to have really seen the room. (You should liquidate the day labor as well just to be sure...) Visit often so you can teleport directly to the room from anywhere on the plane and as an alternative, use Ethereal travel to get you there.</blockquote>

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