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Message: <blockquote data-quote="The Grassy Gnoll" data-source="post: 6644377" data-attributes="member: 6788652">Your patron is the sound of claws scratching in the walls. The relentless scratching that never stops. In a dungeon, you hear it behind every wall, a skittering, chittering, scratching constant. In the woods, from inside every tree, every bush, the scratching. In the desert, the scratching is all around you under the sand, or in the tundra from within the ice. Chitter, chitter, scratch, scratch, scratch. Never silent.You cannot comprehend its name, or even pronounce it. You are compelled to scratch all the time. Your eldritch blast assaults the ears of your target with the undiluted, full volume, ear bleeding sound of the scratching, always the scratching.Tentacles schmentacles. The Itch is everything. Only when you do right by it does the scratching abate to manageable levels. Sometimes the scratching stops. You feel relief but also vertiginous fear. Will it come back? Please come back. I'll scratch until it comes back. Ah, there it is again. It's telling me - I don't know how, but I know what it wants - it's telling me to go to the Scary Castle of Mad Jack McMurdery and find a...something...a book, yes, a book. It's gone away again now. I miss it, the chittering. I need to find this book! I can't sleep without the scratching, it comforts me somehow.And so on. Warlocks with the GOO pact should be all kinds of messed up.</blockquote>