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How come BBEG coming out never have magic weapons or items?
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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 7485674" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>Dear Mr. Gwarok, ( and you material planes think our names are hard to say)</p><p>Why do us Demon Lords don't own many magical weapons? Because y'all are some greedy Mother of (BeeeP). It is bad enough adventuring parties raid my lair at least once a week, twice on holy holiday of good Gawds. Tracking up the carpet. Knocking over and destroying my daughter's tea set. Screaming "You killed my father and stole my ancestry sword! " Only to be put down fast that a flat beer in a pub.</p><p>We tried recycling. After cleaning up the carpets, and replacing tea sets, we put the weapons back into the open market. Only to get right back on our door step in a decade or two. (A year is WoTC is doing a demon flavored hard cover). Or we held on to them for a few decades and they would take up all garage space. Then when we would try to sell them on the Prime Plane. Ell Minster, Ill Misery, some big spell caster who is dm's pet would scream we would upsetting the economy. </p><p>We even tried funding some dude name Peter Jackson's Travel Movie and sell memorial copies of Sting. Y'all did not buy enough.</p><p>So we demon lords just got together and started melting them down. We now have a 76% recycle rate on magical weapons. The rest we sell to World of Warcraft members as loot drop.</p><p>Sin Sear Lee</p><p>Grazzt.</p><p>PS. WIPE YOUR BEEP BEEP BEEP FEET ON THE WELCOME MAT. I AM TIRED OF HEARING THE WIFE GRIPE.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 7485674, member: 277"] Dear Mr. Gwarok, ( and you material planes think our names are hard to say) Why do us Demon Lords don't own many magical weapons? Because y'all are some greedy Mother of (BeeeP). It is bad enough adventuring parties raid my lair at least once a week, twice on holy holiday of good Gawds. Tracking up the carpet. Knocking over and destroying my daughter's tea set. Screaming "You killed my father and stole my ancestry sword! " Only to be put down fast that a flat beer in a pub. We tried recycling. After cleaning up the carpets, and replacing tea sets, we put the weapons back into the open market. Only to get right back on our door step in a decade or two. (A year is WoTC is doing a demon flavored hard cover). Or we held on to them for a few decades and they would take up all garage space. Then when we would try to sell them on the Prime Plane. Ell Minster, Ill Misery, some big spell caster who is dm's pet would scream we would upsetting the economy. We even tried funding some dude name Peter Jackson's Travel Movie and sell memorial copies of Sting. Y'all did not buy enough. So we demon lords just got together and started melting them down. We now have a 76% recycle rate on magical weapons. The rest we sell to World of Warcraft members as loot drop. Sin Sear Lee Grazzt. PS. WIPE YOUR BEEP BEEP BEEP FEET ON THE WELCOME MAT. I AM TIRED OF HEARING THE WIFE GRIPE. [/QUOTE]
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