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<blockquote data-quote="FoxWander" data-source="post: 1106674" data-attributes="member: 1356"><p>Wow, lots of good ideas. I should post some of the other weirdness that's come up during games (especially the VtM ones). Boating accident sounds best. And then one of us can seem the "hero" by jumping in to save his friend. </p><p></p><p>And as to why we're worried about the insurance money. It's Vampire the Masquerade- you've gotta have guilt, remorse and terrible angst or you're just not a proper vamp. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> Actually, we're not playing with all that nonsense, but we are going on the assumption that as a vamp your still basically "you"- just not quite so living and with a unique diet. So we're not Buffy-verse vampires who are actually demons or suddenly "chaotic evil". We're just exploring the idea of what we would do if this actually happened to us. Trying to figure out the more mundane problems of being a vampire. (and since the military gave me a quarter million $$$ insurance policy, I'd like to see my sister get it.) It's not like you'll crawl out of the ground and suddenly be issued your black velvet cape and a creepy castle on the hill. And this is where the weird questions come in...</p><p></p><p>- What if you "wake up" and they're in the middle of your autopsy? <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" /> I answered that one by finding this site-<a href="http://www.faqs.org/faqs/pathology/autopsy-screenwriters-guide/" target="_blank">Autopsy description</a>. Short answer to this question- roll up a new character.</p><p></p><p>- Where do you sleep? Can you just buy a coffin? How hard is it to make one? </p><p></p><p>- What about a gun safe instead? Heck of alot more secure than a coffin. Can you get one that opens from the inside- you know, as a "safety measure"?</p><p></p><p>- Where CAN you buy cow or pig blood? That's what Angel does on his show. Is buying blood legal? Exactly how much blood does a cow have? (for storage logistics)</p><p></p><p>- How does one meet other vamps? Would you want to? </p><p></p><p>- Where can you get lots of holy water to fill a super-soaker? How thick of a kevlar vest do you need to stop a wooden stake?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="FoxWander, post: 1106674, member: 1356"] Wow, lots of good ideas. I should post some of the other weirdness that's come up during games (especially the VtM ones). Boating accident sounds best. And then one of us can seem the "hero" by jumping in to save his friend. And as to why we're worried about the insurance money. It's Vampire the Masquerade- you've gotta have guilt, remorse and terrible angst or you're just not a proper vamp. :D Actually, we're not playing with all that nonsense, but we are going on the assumption that as a vamp your still basically "you"- just not quite so living and with a unique diet. So we're not Buffy-verse vampires who are actually demons or suddenly "chaotic evil". We're just exploring the idea of what we would do if this actually happened to us. Trying to figure out the more mundane problems of being a vampire. (and since the military gave me a quarter million $$$ insurance policy, I'd like to see my sister get it.) It's not like you'll crawl out of the ground and suddenly be issued your black velvet cape and a creepy castle on the hill. And this is where the weird questions come in... - What if you "wake up" and they're in the middle of your autopsy? :eek: I answered that one by finding this site-[URL=http://www.faqs.org/faqs/pathology/autopsy-screenwriters-guide/]Autopsy description[/URL]. Short answer to this question- roll up a new character. - Where do you sleep? Can you just buy a coffin? How hard is it to make one? - What about a gun safe instead? Heck of alot more secure than a coffin. Can you get one that opens from the inside- you know, as a "safety measure"? - Where CAN you buy cow or pig blood? That's what Angel does on his show. Is buying blood legal? Exactly how much blood does a cow have? (for storage logistics) - How does one meet other vamps? Would you want to? - Where can you get lots of holy water to fill a super-soaker? How thick of a kevlar vest do you need to stop a wooden stake? [/QUOTE]
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