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<blockquote data-quote="clark411" data-source="post: 1107195" data-attributes="member: 4768"><p>I thought this was going to be a thread about vampires faking their own vampiric perma-death. I had images of a pile of ashes on the sidewalk with a small sign reading "Oops" sticking out of it.</p><p></p><p>"What if you "wake up" and they're in the middle of your autopsy?"</p><p>Kill them all. Don't succumb to the beast afterward... but be angsty and guilt-ridden afterwards.</p><p></p><p>"Where do you sleep? Can you just buy a coffin? How hard is it to make one?" </p><p>Depending on your clan you may need a bit of soil with you, but yes as mentioned above, just about anywhere that is sun-proofed should do. A highrise apartment with duct-taped windows and cardboard covered windows is just as good as a basement. Should you survive your early years with the Cams or Sabbat, upgrade later to various fancy mechanisms that block out light.</p><p></p><p>"Where CAN you buy cow or pig blood? That's what Angel does on his show. Is buying blood legal? Exactly how much blood does a cow have? (for storage logistics)"</p><p>As mentioned... although a lot of these places will be the domain of other vampires. One of the best places to get your blood is Cam parties. Hospitality means free meals sometimes... yum.</p><p></p><p>"How does one meet other vamps? Would you want to?"</p><p>As mentioned before, just screw up your feeding a few times and you'll be discovered. Heck, just feed long enough and you'll be stepping on someone's toes. Consider the city and it's people the equivalent of "the King's Forest and Game." Until he gives you the right to be there, you're poaching.</p><p>Despite the fact that you'll most likely screw up without guidance, you do want to get involved in the Cam court life asap. Just waking up, you have no concept of the masquerade, the factions (hunters, mages, feds etc) that will kill you if you don't have help... get help.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="clark411, post: 1107195, member: 4768"] I thought this was going to be a thread about vampires faking their own vampiric perma-death. I had images of a pile of ashes on the sidewalk with a small sign reading "Oops" sticking out of it. "What if you "wake up" and they're in the middle of your autopsy?" Kill them all. Don't succumb to the beast afterward... but be angsty and guilt-ridden afterwards. "Where do you sleep? Can you just buy a coffin? How hard is it to make one?" Depending on your clan you may need a bit of soil with you, but yes as mentioned above, just about anywhere that is sun-proofed should do. A highrise apartment with duct-taped windows and cardboard covered windows is just as good as a basement. Should you survive your early years with the Cams or Sabbat, upgrade later to various fancy mechanisms that block out light. "Where CAN you buy cow or pig blood? That's what Angel does on his show. Is buying blood legal? Exactly how much blood does a cow have? (for storage logistics)" As mentioned... although a lot of these places will be the domain of other vampires. One of the best places to get your blood is Cam parties. Hospitality means free meals sometimes... yum. "How does one meet other vamps? Would you want to?" As mentioned before, just screw up your feeding a few times and you'll be discovered. Heck, just feed long enough and you'll be stepping on someone's toes. Consider the city and it's people the equivalent of "the King's Forest and Game." Until he gives you the right to be there, you're poaching. Despite the fact that you'll most likely screw up without guidance, you do want to get involved in the Cam court life asap. Just waking up, you have no concept of the masquerade, the factions (hunters, mages, feds etc) that will kill you if you don't have help... get help. [/QUOTE]
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