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How daft was The Senior Baron when he refused to let A Future King marry his daughter just because the guys A Thief and he hates Thieves?
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<blockquote data-quote="JMISBEST" data-source="post: 8667988" data-attributes="member: 7036159"><p>Last night I had A Dungeons and Dungeons dream and not 1 bit of it makes sense. Here's what happened. Can you make sense of it?</p><p></p><p>How daft is A Senior Baron when his hatred of Thieves resulted in him refusing to let his daughter marry A Prince who will 1 day be A King simply because The Future King's A Thief?, especially when The Dowry that's being offered is The Senior Baron being made A Senior Earl, which means that his oldest child would 1 day be A Senior Earl, arranging for his 2nd oldest child to get The Senior Earls former title of Senior Baron and making his 2nd youngest child, the daughter that's in love with A Future King is the youngest, also become A Senior Baron</p><p></p><p>The guy should be declared legally insane and spend the rest of his life in a lunatic asylum, I mean seriously?, if he had simply put aside his hatred of Thieves then The Dowry would see him being A Senior Earl, his oldest child would 1 day inherit the title of Senior Earl, The Future King arranging for his 2nd oldest child to get The Senior Earls former title of Senior Baron and The Future King making his 2nd youngest child, the daughter that's in love with A Future King is the youngest, also become A Senior Baron</p><p></p><p>The worse, for his family and not just for him, bit is that his daughter would have been A Queen, admittingly she would only(?) be A Queen by marriage but she would still be A Queen, he would be the brother in law of A King, he'd 1 day be the father in law of A King, any grandchildren she gives him will be royalty and if he lives long enough then he will be get to witness 1 of his grandchildren become either A King or Queen</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JMISBEST, post: 8667988, member: 7036159"] Last night I had A Dungeons and Dungeons dream and not 1 bit of it makes sense. Here's what happened. Can you make sense of it? How daft is A Senior Baron when his hatred of Thieves resulted in him refusing to let his daughter marry A Prince who will 1 day be A King simply because The Future King's A Thief?, especially when The Dowry that's being offered is The Senior Baron being made A Senior Earl, which means that his oldest child would 1 day be A Senior Earl, arranging for his 2nd oldest child to get The Senior Earls former title of Senior Baron and making his 2nd youngest child, the daughter that's in love with A Future King is the youngest, also become A Senior Baron The guy should be declared legally insane and spend the rest of his life in a lunatic asylum, I mean seriously?, if he had simply put aside his hatred of Thieves then The Dowry would see him being A Senior Earl, his oldest child would 1 day inherit the title of Senior Earl, The Future King arranging for his 2nd oldest child to get The Senior Earls former title of Senior Baron and The Future King making his 2nd youngest child, the daughter that's in love with A Future King is the youngest, also become A Senior Baron The worse, for his family and not just for him, bit is that his daughter would have been A Queen, admittingly she would only(?) be A Queen by marriage but she would still be A Queen, he would be the brother in law of A King, he'd 1 day be the father in law of A King, any grandchildren she gives him will be royalty and if he lives long enough then he will be get to witness 1 of his grandchildren become either A King or Queen [/QUOTE]
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